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i talked to mr. bikinimom today

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guys, he's just as strange in real life.

and he sounds like my boss. it freaked me out.

i'm scared. hold me.
 
did you ask him about his side of the story?
i'd pay big money to hear his end of the deal*











































































































































































































*i realize you are talking about GOm
 
LOL he sent me his # but all i did was shoot him some filthy pics I should give him a call
 
PICK3 said:
You didn't think his lisp was cute :confused:
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lisin wittle boi doo hu thank I cand taulk?

I am an amazingly funny human being and hot as well, me thinks I am going to find a bikini and take some hot shots for all da boyz, specially shrimp3 and poo pick, they are married now right?

Letto is not as funny as I thought but she is shoe.

I am not as strange as she is, but I am a man, I didn't get to do the Texan accent, her chinee boss freaked her out, she thought I was him and she wasn't working and would get demerits.
 
btw, i said you sound like my boss, but my boss isn't chinese. he just does that same accent when he talks to me.

it's very "PC". lol
 
stilleto said:
btw, i said you sound like my boss, but my boss isn't chinese. he just does that same accent when he talks to me.

it's very "PC". lol
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So he's a fat old white guy that talks like a person of Asian decent? Call tomorrow and I'll give you a real Texan jamacian accent. I learned it from my driver, he's cool, but very hard to see in the dark. He said he is nightafloged. I don't gety it.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
So he's a fat old white guy that talks like a person of Asian decent? Call tomorrow and I'll give you a real Texan jamacian accent. I learned it from my driver, he's cool, but very hard to see in the dark. He said he is nightafloged. I don't gety it.
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achually, my boss is friggin' hot.

so he can get away with it.
 
PICK3 said:
I'm looking to get me a driver for the Yaris.
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If you use that nassy thang you will

1) always get a parking spot
2) never get a ticket (even cops have some taste)
3)be in the back so you can only see the back of her head. (this is good to keep from getting carsick)
4) bouncers will let you in any bar cause they feel really. really. really really really really sorry for you.
5) you will never get the car serviced if she takes it to the dealers cause even mechanics have standards

pick, I wish I could help my fellow yaris owner. This woman negates all safety standards cause everyone passing you will crash'
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
If you use that nassy thang you will

1) always get a parking spot
2) never get a ticket (even cops have some taste)
3)be in the back so you can only see the back of her head. (this is good to keep from getting carsick)
4) bouncers will let you in any bar cause they feel really. really. really really really really sorry for you.
5) you will never get the car serviced if she takes it to the dealers cause even mechanics have standards

pick, I wish I could help my fellow yaris owner. This woman negates all safety standards cause everyone passing you will crash'
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C'mon bro ... quit ragging on her.

Not everyone can score hawt wimmenzs like BM.

just sayin'
 
PICK3 said:
C'mon bro ... quit ragging on her.

Not everyone can score hawt wimmenzs like BM.

just sayin'
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My pick friend, we all knowz I am hot, but perhaps you should start shopping at the greyhound bus station, I thinks u canz do better there. Plus she is just your pretend GF she belongs to a guy with an old celica or one other non-yaris veeehikle, you are too good for her, stick to poo shrimp. Really she hurts my eye.
 
Will wonders never cease?

Here I thought you had that in your cache of funny images to use when appropriate on C&C. Sorta like the way I have all these pics of my husband, safely stashed to blackmail him if he ever did me dirty.

I wonder if there is a pic on google for "did me dirty"?! :confused:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Will wonders never cease?

Here I thought you had that in your cache of funny images to use when appropriate on C&C. Sorta like the way I have all these pics of my husband, safely stashed to blackmail him if he ever did me dirty.

I wonder if there is a pic on google for "did me dirty"?! :confused:
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apparently there isn't. I just looked, and someone walked into my office. Luckily for me, being in marketing means I browse the internet all day, so one never knows what i'll be looking at. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Will wonders never cease?

Here I thought you had that in your cache of funny images to use when appropriate on C&C. Sorta like the way I have all these pics of my husband, safely stashed to blackmail him if he ever did me dirty.

I wonder if there is a pic on google for "did me dirty"?! :confused:
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Say what? Blackmail? I'm Indian remember. So that would make me Indianmail.
 
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