what would you think if you saw this?

[snacky cake]

i know. again today, everyone came to us asking what we were doing for lunch. I said we weren't doing anything and they all said, "well when you decide, let me know so i can order."
wtf? i don't have time to get the entire office lunch.

So my buddy shuts my door and asks how the hell we can go get lunch without needing to bring back $100 worth of food for everyone else (and change, and drinks and "you forgot to order my stuff", etc.) I said if we sneak out again, it's going to look really bad. it's like we're being reverse sneaky. most people sneak out to do something devious. we sneak out to get lunch.

so, now I have $78 worth of food called in and i was only given $65, and someone claims they get change back. this is why i am not doing this anymore. i'd rather sneak out.

Actually, i think tomorrow i'm going to bring a snack and wait as long as possible until someone ELSE goes and gets lunch. fuck this.

OH...I get why you were sneaking out now. I hate getting other people's lunch too, because then I feel like I have to hurry so their lunch isn't cold.

 

[stilleto]

OH...I get why you were sneaking out now. I hate getting other people's lunch too, because then I feel like I have to hurry so their lunch isn't cold.

plus, at the end of the day, everyone stayed at their desks and worked while I spent an hour getting orders, figuring out change, giving out food, getting it, etc.

my buddy just came in and said, "SEE??"
so we decided we're just going to sneak out from now on. his coworker will be back from vacation next week so it will look less suspicious then because she will come with us.

 

[ceo]

whassa matta stilleto? You can't just say, "NO!"?

 

[ricco561]

plus, at the end of the day, everyone stayed at their desks and worked while I spent an hour getting orders, figuring out change, giving out food, getting it, etc.

my buddy just came in and said, "SEE??"
so we decided we're just going to sneak out from now on. his coworker will be back from vacation next week so it will look less suspicious then because she will come with us.

When I first got set up on Facebook, I had all 18-19 yr old girls as friends (I'm, well, older, let's say). Other friends made comments.
I'm sure I looked like a perv, but they were all my daughter's friends.
So, for those that commented, I just said "jealous"?

 

[stilleto]

whassa matta stilleto? You can't just say, "NO!"?

unlike you, i have trouble being bitchy.

 

[txbondsman]

It would be funny to have a mind reading devise on the kid when Letto takes him to lunch....

 

[jnevin]

It would be funny to have a mind reading devise on the kid when Letto takes him to lunch....

I'm pretty sure it'd just read "boobboobboobboobboobboobboobboobboob....."

 

[the_alcatraz]

I've sneaked out to lunch with a women once We used to meet up outside of the building so no one starts assuming shit. Offcourse, with my luck, my manager called me in his office once and asked me what was going on with my co-worker. I told him I missed the part where this is any of your business. I got a warning that week. I think they had something against co-workers fratinizing...meh...it was just lunch and people are going to assume anyways and always, so do you thing and dnt give a shit.

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

I would think that I spend too much time and effort stalking strangers doing things which should be of no concern to me.

 

[digimon7068]

oh no.

it's probably hard to tell, but i'm talking about me. i am good friends with a young guy in work, who comes to talk to me a lot but just about 'stuff'. weed, his parents, work, etc.

so every day, we go out and get lunch. usually other people go and we usually have lunch in the deli or diner or we just pick it up and go back to work. well when other people in the office hear that i'm going out, they ask us to pick stuff up and every day i'm getting lunch for 10 other people and figuring out change, etc.
so today my friend and I decided just to sneak out. all we did was go to the grocery store, grab some sushi and sandwhiches and head back, but the VP and our recruiter saw and I have a feeling they are going to think something is going on.

my office manager works out with me 2 or 3 times a week. . .she's only a couple of years younger than me but she looks like she's 25. . .dead-ass sexy. . .i'm pretty sure there's a bunch of people that think i'm doing her. . .like in this day and age, a d00d can't have a friend with a vagina?? meh. . .my wife isn't bothered by the time i spend with her and her husband likes what i've done with her body (she's rock hard at this point). . .i don't really give a crap what anyone else thinks. . .