If you are thinking buy-and-hold for 2+ years, there should be some good buys out there. I fall into the "terminally paranoid" category (thanks for the term JR!) so my picks would be too conservative.
I bet 75th would know some good mutual funds that make or distribute mid-range items. I'd stay away from the high end (i.e. boats) or pure commodities as well. Over then next few months, the market will be so volatile that you'd want to dollar-cost average (blend over time) your money into the mutual fund too. For every success story that someone has about buying at the *perfect* time, there are 10 stories about someone who bought and it went down from there. Leave timing the market to market movers with high tech trading tools -- the rest of us are just along for the ride.