No, that's no good. How about he shit on your chest, then chili dogged you, before you spit shined his knob clean. Then you skipped a shower and went out for some Arbys?
I have a friend from the NE who came to visit, I told ihm publix was the best, better than chikfila and he was like "yeah right", we bought an 8 piece and he scarfed it down with a smile lolol.
The chicken, the green tea, the deli, the sammiches, their bakery and their damn pumpkin pies.... *drools* BOGO bishes lol
This friend from the north east - did he ream you out long and hard until you walked like a gimp and and your intestines hung from your gaping asshole like tinsel falling of an xmas tree?