I'm so fucking big I'm uncomfortable

[caligirl85]

Life doesn't end at 40 either but it does get harder on the body to carry that weight

 

[sexyMFer]

do it bro. You'll be glad you did.

I gotta be in shape to coach up these lil boys of mine too. I'm hooking my oldest up to a sled in the morning

 

[Strongbow]

you ain't cutting down dick

being a fat fuck is your destiny

Thanks you fucking 1/2 faggot fuck

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[caligirl85]

do it bro. You'll be glad you did.

I gotta be in shape to coach up these lil boys of mine too. I'm hooking my oldest up to a sled in the morning

Ok..what does that mean.. Hooking him up to a sled? When I hear sled, I think ski doo...lol

 

[sexyMFer]

Ok..what does that mean.. Hooking him up to a sled? When I hear sled, I think ski doo...lol

Weight sled. Working on his speed.

He's had his first haircut now he's ready

 

[Strongbow]

do it bro. You'll be glad you did.

I gotta be in shape to coach up these lil boys of mine too. I'm hooking my oldest up to a sled in the morning

Do it bro. My kid was 215 when he started with his new school and football program 2 months ago he's down to 208 this morning and moving like a fucking gazelle. They have emphasized the importance of his lateral movement and flexibility and want him to play between 205 and 210. He's a Lil taller than me but looks amazing and faster than ever. He ran a 6.5 40 pulling a 400 pound tire this week. Start them young and stay in there as if you want them to achieve. My kid finally understands why I've been a sumbitch all his life and now he thanks me daily for never letting him give nothing but 100%

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[wootoom]

Dude I stop looking at the scale at 245. The bigger I get the fucking shorter I look too. I've been 248 never broke the 250 mark but shit now idk if my age is catching up with me but I've lost almost all flexibility. I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode like I never lose my pump usually that'd be a good thing but now I'm fucking miserable.

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Same dude, I'm 251

 

[miplank]

i'm so big I'm uncomfortable


If I had a dollar for every time i've heard that....

 

[nangiggles]

nothing in this thread ever happened

 

[mrplunkey]

Dude I stop looking at the scale at 245. The bigger I get the fucking shorter I look too. I've been 248 never broke the 250 mark but shit now idk if my age is catching up with me but I've lost almost all flexibility. I feel like I'm gonna fucking explode like I never lose my pump usually that'd be a good thing but now I'm fucking miserable.

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That's still impressive, considering you don't have enough brain power to run a 75lb body.

Your entire frontal lobe is just a hamster running on one of those little wheels.