I'm grand thanks, no kangaroo out this way but I wish there was they are pretty cute. The fact your referencing to a kangaroo dick makes me wonder if you just a little lonely gay man living in your mothers flat.
Yes I'm married lol
Good to know...I reckon I could be, should my husband choose to call me one haha. However cheeky wench is the usual call unless I'm on the piss lol