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TableFun
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You bet
What, no menopause?
TableFun
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51 is the avg age of menopause brah. We're talkin smurf not cobalt-ta.
same difference basically
TableFun
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Cept for 10 yrs and the tbi
WoodyO
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I have no clue what that means.
digimon7068
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i read no easy day and outliers...both good...i highly recommend outliers.
WoodyO
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I actually have No Easy Day at home. I just have very little free time.
My 5 year old get's to pick the movie most of the time. I've watched Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs at least 5 times already this week.
He also wants to be read to a lot, so I read a lot of Dr. Seuss books, as well as Charlie Brown, TMNT and various classic children books.
I used to try to read while I was having a cigar and drink on the porch, but EF, Facebook and Instagram have stolen that free time.
I also have about 50 horror flix on blu-ray still shrinkwrapped, sitting on the floor, since most are movies I can only watch once the kid is asleep.
partial birth
digimon7068
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the sun did not shine.
it was too wet to play.
so we sat in the house
all that cold, cold, wet day.
i sat there with sally.
we sat there, we two.
and i said, 'how i wish
we had something to do!'
too wet to go out
and too cold to play ball.
so we sat in the house.
we did nothing at all.
so all we could do was to
sit!
sit!
sit!
sit!
and we did not like it.
not one little bit.
and then something went BUMP!
how that bump made us jump!
we looked!
then we saw him step in on the mat!
we looked!
and we saw him!
the cat in the hat!
and he said to us,
'why do you sit there like that?'
'i know it is wet
and the sun is not sunny.
but we can have
lots of good fun that is funny!'
'i know some good games we could play,'
said the cat.
'i know some new tricks,'
said the cat in the hat.
'a lot of good tricks.
i will show them to you.
your mother will not mind at all if i do.'
then sally and i
did not know what to say.
our mother was out of the house
for the day.
but our fish said, 'no! no!
make that cat go away!
tell that cat in the hat
you do NOT want to play.
he should not be here.
he should not be about.
he should not be here
when your mother is out!'
'now! now! have no fear.
have no fear!' said the cat.
'my tricks are not bad,'
said the cat in the hat.
'why, we can have
lots of good fun, if you wish,
with a game that i call
up-up-up with a fish!'
'put me down!' said the fish.
'this is no fun at all!
put me down!' said the fish.
'i do NOT wish to fall!'
'have no fear!' said the cat.
'i will not let you fall.
i will hold you up high
as i stand on a ball.
with a book one one hand!
and a cup on my hat!
but that is not ALL i can do!
said the cat...
'look at me!
look at me now!' said the cat.
'with a cup and a cake
on the top of my hat!
i can hold up TWO books!
i can hold up the fish!
and a little toy ship!
and some milk on a dish!
and look!
i can hop up and down on the ball!
but that is not all!
oh, no.
that is not all...
'look at me!
look at me!
look at me NOW!
it is fun to have fun
but you have to know how.
i can hold up the cup
and the milk and the cake!
i can hold up these books!
and the fish on a rake!
i can hold the toy ship
and a little toy man!
and look! with my tail
i can hold a red fan!
i can fan with the fan
as i hop on the ball!
but that is not all.
oh, no.
that is not all...'
that is what the cat said...
then he fell on his head!
he came down with a bump
from up there on the ball.
and sally and i,
we saw ALL the things fall!
and our fish came down, too.
he fell into a pot!
he said, 'do i like this?
oh, no! i do not.
this is not a good game,'
said our fish as he lit.
'no, i do not like it,
not one little bit!'
'now look what you did!'
said the fish to the cat.
'now look at this house!
look at this! look at that!
you sank our toy ship,
sank it deep in the cake.
you shook up our house
and you bent our new rake.
you SHOULD NOT be here
when our mother is not.
you get out of this house!'
said the fish in the pot.
'but i like to be here.
oh, i like it a lot!'
said the cat in the hat
to the fish in the pot.
'i will NOT go away.
i do NOT wish to go!
and so,' said the cat in the hat,
'so
so
so...
i will show you
another good game that i know!'
and then he ran out.
and, then, fast as a fox,
the cat in the hat
came back in with a box.
a big red wood box.
it was shut with a hook.
'now look at this trick,'
said the cat.
'take a look!'
then he got up on top
with a tip of his hat.
'i call this game fun-in-a-box,'
said the cat.
'in this box are two things
i will show to you now.
you will like these two things,'
said the cat with a bow.
'i will pick up the hook.
you will see something new.
two things. and i call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
these Things will not bite you.
they want to have fun.'
then, out of the box
came Thing Two and Thing One!
and they ran to us fast.
they said, 'how do you do?
would you like to shake hands
with Thing One and Thing Two?'
and sally and i
did not know what to do.
so we had to shake hands
with Thing One and Thing Two.
we shook their two hands.
but our fish said, 'no! no!
those Things should not be
in this house! make them go!
they should not be here
when your mother is not!
put them out! put them out!'
said the fish in the pot.
'have no fear, little fish,'
said the cat in the hat.
'these Things are good Things.'
and he gave them a pat.
'they are tame. oh, so tame!
they have come here to play.
they will give you some fun
on this wet, wet, wet day.'
now, here is a game that they like,'
said the cat.
'they like to fly kites,'
said the cat in the hat.
'no! not in the house!'
said the fish in the pot.
'they should not fly kites
in a house! they should not.
oh, the things they will bump!
oh, the things they will hit!
oh, i do not like it!
not one little bit!'
then sally and i
saw them run down the hall.
we saw those two Things
bump their kites on the wall!
bump! thump! thump! bump!
down the wall in the hall.
thing two and thing one!
they ran up! they ran down!
on the string of one kite
we saw mother's new gown!
her gown with the dots
that are pink, white and red.
then we saw one kite bump
on the head of her bed!
then those things ran about
with big bumps, jumps and kicks
and with hops and big thumps
and all kinds of bad tricks.
and i said,
'i do NOT like the way that they play!
if mother could see this,
oh, what would she say!'
then our fish said, 'look! look!'
and our fish shook with fear.
'your mother is on her way home!
do you hear?
oh, what will she do to us?
what will she say?
oh, she will not like it
to find us this way!'
'so DO something! fast!' said the fish.
'do you hear!
i saw her. your mother!
your mother is near!
so, as fast as you can,
think of something to do!
you will have to get rid of
thing one and thing two!'
so, as fast as i could,
i went after my net.
and i said, 'with my net
i can get them i bet.
i bet, with my net,
i can get those things yet!'
then i let down my net.
it came down with a PLOP!
and i had them! at last!
those two things had to stop.
then i said to the cat,
'now you do as i say.
you pack up those Things
and you take them away!'
'oh dear!' said the cat.
'you did not like our game...
oh dear.
what a shame!
what a shame!
what a shame!'
then he shut up the things
in the box with the hook.
and the cat went away
with a sad kind of look.
'that is good,' said the fish.
'he has gone away. yes.
but your mother will come.
she will find this big mess!
and this mess is so big
and so deep and so tall,
we can not pick it up.
there is no way at all!'
and THEN!
who was back in the house?
why, the cat!
'have no fear of this mess,'
said the cat in the hat.
'i always pick up all my playthings
and so...
i will show you another
good trick that i know!'
then we saw him pick up all the things that were down.
he picked up the cake,
and the rake, and the gown,
and the milk, and the strings,
and the books, and the dish,
and the fan, and the cup,
and the ship, and the fish.
and he put them away.
then he said, 'that is that.'
and then he was gone
with a tip of his hat.
then our mother came in
and she said to us two,
'did you have any fun?
tell me. what did you do?'
and sally and i did not know
what to say.
should we tell her
the things that went on there that day?
should we tell her about it?
now, what SHOULD we do?
well...
what would YOU do
if your mother asked YOU?
I choked the life out of that thing
If that would get me laid, I'd do them every day and I hate doing dishes. I have to follow her around like a dog in heat and still don't get it nearly enough. Sexually frustrated...And I don't want to hear that I don't do enough to make her want me, I fully support her..Many women just aren't as interested in sex as men are.
Ive never had that problem. If anything my wife wants it more than me
mrplunkey
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Guys, here's an inescapable Plunkey wisdom. I talk a lot of shit on this board, but it's time for honesty:
1) If a woman wants to fuck you, doing or not doing "acts of service" will have no effect.
2) If a woman does not want to fuck you, doing or not doing "acts of service" will have no effect.
3) If you have a woman who does not want to fuck you, run. Run now. Run fast. And do not look back.
4) If you do have a woman who wants to fuck you, take reasonable care to make sure she has a good and happy life.
It really isn't any more complicated than that.
Real talk.
1) If a woman wants to fuck you, doing or not doing "acts of service" will have no effect.
2) If a woman does not want to fuck you, doing or not doing "acts of service" will have no effect.
3) If you have a woman who does not want to fuck you, run. Run now. Run fast. And do not look back.
4) If you do have a woman who wants to fuck you, take reasonable care to make sure she has a good and happy life.
It really isn't any more complicated than that.
Real talk.
Guys get hung up on # 3 plunkey. They don't run and end up on dating sites posing as single men or crying the blues saying "everything's great but the sex" ...
Which, I don't usually believe... If it was great, barring some medical or pre existing psychological issue.. If everything was great, you're woman would be having sex with you.
Which, I don't usually believe... If it was great, barring some medical or pre existing psychological issue.. If everything was great, you're woman would be having sex with you.
mrplunkey
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I completely agree. It's never "great" unless the sex is great as well.
Guys get stuck in #3 and instead of cutting their losses and starting over, they do something stupid (like a dating site, affair or suddenly find a "soul mate") that will:
1) Ultimately end-up with the same result (divorce)
2) Alienate their kids by being seen as cheating on their mother
3) Cost them lots of extra cash (depending on the state) when seeking an "equitable distribution of assets" during a messy divorce.
It's vastly better to divorce and move on in my opinion.
^^^ loollolol
mrplunkey
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When the clothes are being tossed, it isn't a matter of "acts of service". The business will be handled regardless.
blueta2
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LOL @ Plunk's shitty advice
If a woman is not interested in having sex with her man, it's even more simple, it's because he is turning her off.
If she is just not into sex at all, she needs to address a hormonal issue.
I LOVE sex and hated sex with my ex cause he was a fucking creep. My last ex was so yummy, I wanted to have sex 24/7.
If my man is chasing me all over the house in heat, I am turned off totally!
If a woman is not interested in having sex with her man, it's even more simple, it's because he is turning her off.
If she is just not into sex at all, she needs to address a hormonal issue.
I LOVE sex and hated sex with my ex cause he was a fucking creep. My last ex was so yummy, I wanted to have sex 24/7.
If my man is chasing me all over the house in heat, I am turned off totally!
mrplunkey
New member
The thought of you having sex made me throw-up a little in my mouth.
I hope they would at least duck-tape down all the loose skin first.
blueta2
New member
oh my God, you're so funny.
You're like the fat kid in school who tries so hard to make friends so uses the same line over and over and over and overrrrrr in the hopes that one of the cool kids actually laugh!
Look everyone, I need to marry little young girls so I can feel like a man cause I am a no one without Daddy's money and I come to a juicer board and post 24/7 cause my life doesn't fulfill me at all. So much so, I need to stalk the FB page of an EF memeber who I would love to fuck, but know I could never in this world get a woman with depth like that to ever fuck me.
Keep jerking off to my pics and keep sharing my posts on my work page, I got your name and number loser. Keep pushing me and watch what will happen
That's fucking sad. It's called being "sexually incompatible". :shrug: Stop laying it on all women, the men who aren't bitching are in the majority. Find a way to compromise with her, accept your lot in life or move on.
mrplunkey
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oh my God, you're so funny.
You're like the fat kid in school who tries so hard to make friends so uses the same line over and over and over and overrrrrr in the hopes that one of the cool kids actually laugh!
Look everyone, I need to marry little young girls so I can feel like a man cause I am a no one without Daddy's money and I come to a juicer board and post 24/7 cause my life doesn't fulfill me at all. So much so, I need to stalk the FB page of an EF memeber who I would love to fuck, but know I could never in this world get a woman with depth like that to ever fuck me.
Keep jerking off to my pics and keep sharing my posts on my work page, I got your name and number loser. Keep pushing me and watch what will happen
U mad?
That's the kind of mind-body-spirit harmony that I like to see in health care "professionals".
You should have spent your money on an Internet-based Plunk-o-Pathy program instead. It would be far more useful.
And no grandma, I have never shared any of your information (directly or indirectly) Anywhere. It's shitty that someone did that to you, but enough playing the victim every time you get called-out here on EF. That's a classic BIkini Mom move if I've ever seen one.
blueta2
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Yeah and denial is a classic sociopath move.
Keep talking about my work Plunk, just one more time
Final warning
mrplunkey
New member
Yeah and denial is a classic sociopath move.
Keep talking about my work Plunk, just one more time
Awwww... How cute! Threats are another nice Bikini Mom move.
We could have some real fun here.
It's hormonal, having hot flashes.
Maybe we can swap for a week.
I get it about 2 to 3 times per week, but that's not nearly enough for me. Rarely get oral sex anymore or get to give it, which I love even more. The hormonal changes that women go through suck.
My wife is a house wife. I take care of her and she loves me deeply. I'm sure they're are many others in my boat. I think that may be why in much of the Mexican culture, they have a mistress. lol
Get her on Bio-HRT. It'll literally turn her around 180 degrees. NOT conventional HRT!!! You need a doctor who will prescribe bioidentical HRT. At this point she probably will just get progesterone and testosterone but that is enough to stop the hot flashes and turn her libido back on (and straighten out her sleep, and fix the aches and pains, and give her energy and stamina ... the list of perimenopausal symptoms is horrifically long, 32 symptoms and I got most of them so I'm telling you, it can potentially ruin a woman's life and she doesn't need to live with it!).
To repeat: She does not have to live with this, if she doesn't want to. But FYI -- Some women are actually happy when they can delete sex from the equation (I wasn't, I got suicidal) just saying ... and the whole breast cancer/heart disease thing, yeah that came from a study using "conventional" hormones inappropriately dosed to women who were LOOOOOONNNNG past perimenopause. Doctors who know what they're doing catch women in the perimenopausal phase and start trying to balance things out long before true menopause takes place.
I'm not going to run from my wife because she's going through menopause and has psychological issues from her past that probably plays a factor. If she didn't love me, I'd leave in a heartbeat. But, that's not the case.
I'm jk MM, just haven't had you here to fuck with in awhile
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
Bitter, wow do you sound bitter. Maybe you should spend more time with quality men instead of playing let this WWL wrestler look up my skirt?
blueta2
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Good man! The person who said this is void of a soul, so don't listen to this "advice"
Listen to MM and also, look at where you can make the changes as well
You may become my new best friend. She hasn't had a period in 13 months.
blueta2
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Oh gawd.....I'm not bitter at all! I've been spending time with NO men because I am busy on me for a change. I've not even spent time with this guy. I made a post about how he was chasing, doesn't mean I would hang with him
Jeeez....assume much?
And I made the comment not because of a personal experience, but because I deal with this in my work and it's common for women to lose interests sexually in their partners for whatever reasons. It's something that also needs to be addresses besides a hormonal issue.
I assume you spread the jelly on his cawk.
Maybe you need coffee or tea or some stimulant because you still read angry.
blueta2
New member
Bingo! It's hormonal
Have her see someone who specializes in BHRT. She doesn't want to go synthetic but natural with this.
Good call Dr.
There is a lot of contradiction going on in here.
blueta2
New member
TableFun
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Then she is technically post menopausal.
TableFun
Banned
Lol
umm wouldn't that be you need the coffee. How you perceive is your doing, not mine
lol
blueta2
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What's so confusing. He posted she was not menstruating after I made my comment, so I didn't know that pc of info before I made my comment.
Not confusing at all...You seem bitter. You used to be a nice guy, what happened?
Seriously?! Dude, BIO-HRT ASAP!!!
Shit, I missed exactly ONE period and started having hot flashes, I was on Bio-HRT within two months. My emotions were gone, I had ZERO, totally, absolutely ZERO libido and even if hubby pushed the issue, I literally felt nothing (as in, my body wouldn't respond, he'd be touching my boobs, he might as well have been touching my nose, it was the same level of eroticism). I couldn't have an orgasm and on top of everything, I was sore as hell for days after we did it.
BIOIDENTICAL HRT, that's the key difference. Not all doctors know how to do that or agree with that treatment protocol.
Know that it's not you, it's her hormones. She still cares for you but sex is ... weird. It's like being a kid again, like a 6 year old kid. The concept of sex becomes alien and kind of icky. If she's anywhere near where I was she's shut down, mildly depressed and who knows how gray her moods are but she does not feel like a sexy desirable woman, trust me on that. And NOTHING you can do will fix that. It's not psychological, it's physical.
BTW, the best way to find a doctor who prescribes bioidentical hormones is to contact the nearest compounding pharmacy and ask THEM who calls prescriptions into them.
TableFun
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Who the fuck is "we" ?
she has a mouse in her pocket.
TableFun
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You're the first person I've ever heard equate a return of libido with being a 6 yr old kid. You've been gone too long! Wb!
blueta2
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I made a correction. I thought u said pre not post
We as in you, me, anyone who's reading. You assume she's post not knowing her age or medical background. There are MANY reasons woman stop menstruating
blueta2
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Umm wouldn't that be you being bitter. How you perceive is your doing, not mine
I'm pacing
TableFun
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You assume I don't know that info.
I am teasing...
hehehe
hehehe
When you use the word Amsterdam in that sentence all of my sensitivity for you goes right in the shitter. Just a little jelly bro.
Reread what I wrote, Mr. Doctor. I was equating MY loss of libido to being a 6 year old, not the return of it. I was trying to describe what it was like before the BHRT ... the best way I could describe it was like being a kid, before I ever had a sexual thought. I apologize, I realize you could say that I wasn't being exactly crystal clear in the fourth period and the reader needed to make a slight jump in logic, which most conventionally trained physicians are incapable of doing. I'm sorry if you were confused, but my post wasn't directed at you so why don't you mind your own damn business, doctor.
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