Can i get married today?

[pdaddyII]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

 

[cindylou]

congratulations SuperDave I agree with smurf, she's got a nice rack nice work

 

[zwhit]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

nice work

I used mine to get a new cell phone a couple months ago. They wanted to mail me one but I told the manager my wife was pregnant and could go into labor any moment and he gave me a free upgrade. She was only like 20 weeks though.

They're useful at times

 

[bigbassturd]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

marriage is the #1 cause of divorce

Real stat

 

[wootoom]

Now that you're married you can get out of tickets bro. I got pulled over the other day doing 93 in a 70. I told the trooper that we just got married, driving to the airport for our honeymoon and I must have just gotten a little too excited. He dropped my ticket to only 5 over. i got to keep my license and didn't get any points either. We had a good 10min heart to heart on how awesome marriage is. He was older, married 41yrs and has 9 grandchildren. Lololol, use your marriage to your advantage bro!

Cool story man

 

[-SD-]

Can i still say nomarriage.com?

Hahahahahaha