What the fuck is going on?

[zwhit]

lololllollololk

 

[miplank]

lololololol

 

[C0LUMB0]

I was away for a few days.... did something happen? Did everyone's mops break? Everyone is shiny white. Why is there no tar flying?

You guys didnt gay it all up on me while I wasnt looking did you.

It wont happen again ....court will soon be in session.

This will be overseen by - Lord chief Justice wootoom and Chief prosecutor teh jacket.

Burnthiscorpse and bigbassturd will be sworn in as marshals and charged with rounding up suspects and acting as witnesses for the prosecution.
Other members may be called upon to act as witnesses f
or the prosecution ( failure to do so will lead to a direct mopping )

Offending acts will include but not limited to :

• Noobism in the first degree
• Being a phagocyte or encouraging phagocytism in others
• Wanton acts of cocksuckery
• Self appreciation or “its my birthday” threads
• Showing disrespect to the court or members of the prosecution
• Being turkish

Sentences will include public verbal floggings,tar moppings ,double-coats and nan roast force feeds.

Cases will be heard once a week in a dedicated “ court martial thread” ,

Random moppings will continue by the above mention and others until the Order of the Black Bucket reconvenes and brings into legislation the mop of justice act 2013.

That is all.

 

[bigbassturd]

ololololololololol

Fuck i'm dying hahahaha

I laughed hard @ 'wanton acts of cocksuckery' lolololol

 

[burnthiscorpse]

It wont happen again ....court will soon be in session.

This will be overseen by - Lord chief Justice wootoom and Chief prosecutor teh jacket.

Burnthiscorpse and bigbassturd will be sworn in as marshals and charged with rounding up suspects and acting as witnesses for the prosecution.
Other members may be called upon to act as witnesses f
or the prosecution ( failure to do so will lead to a direct mopping )

Offending acts will include but not limited to :

• Noobism in the first degree
• Being a phagocyte or encouraging phagocytism in others
• Wanton acts of cocksuckery
• Self appreciation or “its my birthday” threads
• Showing disrespect to the court or members of the prosecution
• Being turkish

Sentences will include public verbal floggings,tar moppings ,double-coats and nan roast force feeds.

Cases will be heard once a week in a dedicated “ court martial thread” ,

Random moppings will continue by the above mention and others until the Order of the Black Bucket reconvenes and brings into legislation the mop of justice act 2013.

That is all.

You make a good secretary of state bro. We also must not allow too much "fun having" in this bitch either. Too much fun leads to faggotry.

 

[bigbassturd]

All fun is bant until further notice

 

[burnthiscorpse]

^^ Thats right. Dont let those LOL's get too long dammit.

 

[goin on 4T]

no homo

 

[burnthiscorpse]

no homo

Wtf bro? Whats Plank gonna do then?

 

[miplank]

the fuck?