first alcohol cycle. gonna drink for the first time any suggestion

[yunusmile]

no need to wait for 21 12 2012 my world has ended already and i wanna get drunk for the first time. i cant even meet the girl .today i called the tourist guide exam center they said the fucking law changed now i cant get any qualification which means i cant find any job in turkey. dont have enough money to go to usa and china sucks. finally found my soulmate and she will probably find someone else. and i will be left homeless jobless single alone miserable . what do you suggest to get drunk for the first time? something that wont make me vomit and cause hangover but will just make me feel better and drunk. since i am a troll you faggots probably wont believe and give me the worst suggestions but it cant get worse anyway

 

[zwhit]

fifth of everclear. do it

 

[squat till ya drop]

Weirdo

 

[zwhit]

then swallow a lit match

 

[bigbassturd]

I can send you some moonshine

 

[zwhit]

fifth of everclear. do it

I was joking about this. don't kill yourself

 

[-SD-]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

 

[WoodyO]

Lagavulin 16 year. If anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

 

[zwhit]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

can i be too late?

 

[miplank]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

lolololololol