why isnt there any albertan chicks on here

[CoBra666]

im going to fap

 

[CoBra666]

just an update b4 i go2 bed... fap complete

 

[cuthroat]

obviously because you are here you sick son of a bitch.

 

[misguided03]

Only 16 minutes to fap???

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

What a terrible thread

 

[lartinos]

A party doesn't start until the albertan bishes show up.

 

[calveless wonder]

rather have Albanian chicks instead

 

[CoBra666]

dude, if any of you read that crap i type, i work in a camp about 100 miles from civilization in the middle of a samp, surrounded by muskeg, surrounded by forest. there are nothin but 300 pound thunder chunks and indians. not from asia. the drunk kind. any good lookin girl would be nice.

 

[cuthroat]

dude, if any of you read that crap i type, i work in a camp about 100 miles from civilization in the middle of a samp, surrounded by muskeg, surrounded by forest. there are nothin but 300 pound thunder chunks and indians. not from asia. the drunk kind. any good lookin girl would be nice.

rofl...sounds like you probably get your on.

 

[bren565]

awww cobro...

 

[canadianhitman]

dude, if any of you read that crap i type, i work in a camp about 100 miles from civilization in the middle of a samp, surrounded by muskeg, surrounded by forest. there are nothin but 300 pound thunder chunks and indians. not from asia. the drunk kind. any good lookin girl would be nice.

Ok...if this 'camp' is in the oilpatch, I'm guessing there's a bunch of horny dudes with pocketfuls of money there? I think I just got a business idea; get a bus, convert the back half into two small 'bedrooms', pick up 4 streetwalkers from the city, drive em out there, and let them do their business at a healthy markup...with me getting a nice cut for providing the 'bang bus'.

Genius, right?

 

[pdaddyII]

Lol@300lb thunder chunks!

 

[just...v]

dude, if any of you read that crap i type, i work in a camp about 100 miles from civilization in the middle of a samp, surrounded by muskeg, surrounded by forest. there are nothin but 300 pound thunder chunks and indians. not from asia. the drunk kind. any good lookin girl would be nice.

That movie Brokeback Mountain just came to mind as I read this post.

 

[canadianhitman]

That movie Brokeback Mountain just came to mind as I read this post.

 

[ronc26k]

Ok...if this 'camp' is in the oilpatch, I'm guessing there's a bunch of horny dudes with pocketfuls of money there? I think I just got a business idea; get a bus, convert the back half into two small 'bedrooms', pick up 4 streetwalkers from the city, drive em out there, and let them do their business at a healthy markup...with me getting a nice cut for providing the 'bang bus'.

Genius, right?

Serving up

 

[CoBra666]

yeah i work in the oil patch, and yeah ive thought about bringing hoolers up here not seriously doin it, but im sure it would make a killing. lots of ppl come here just to sell drugs. and im sure there is lots of geigh shit goin around there be lots of soft skinned philipinos up here. small and woman like

 

[wootoom]

im an albertan chick

 

[CoBra666]

im an albertan chick

I prefer to date chicks smaller than me.... But do u have soft lips

 

[wootoom]

you work in the patch? same bro, my bro and i own coiled tubing rigs. we are out of Brooks and Calgary.

 

[CoBra666]

yeah bro, im just a tradesman for now, sheetmetal. doin maintenance @ meg energy. almost got my cso ticket done, industrial fire fighting too. and prob next year gonna get my class 4 power engineering and get a plant operator job hopefully. from crowsnest pass originally then spent 10 years in canmore.. moved to edmonton recently for work. dyin to get back to canmore. if i can get another contract up here workin 7 on 7 off ill be pretty stoked. love the vacay every other week

 

[CoBra666]

congratz on the business bro. life must be good! i look at it as where can an uneducated 18 year old go and make over 100k in a couple years. been here 7 years now and options are opening up hopefully lol. and i only work half the year. thats gravy. u drillers work way too much

 

[needtogetaas]

im going to fap

Because scare them all off with shit like this. Why else???

 

[CoBra666]

Because scare them all off with shit like this. Why else???

well, we gotta do something to keep pick3 around too

 

[wootoom]

congratz on the business bro. life must be good! i look at it as where can an uneducated 18 year old go and make over 100k in a couple years. been here 7 years now and options are opening up hopefully lol. and i only work half the year. thats gravy. u drillers work way too much

Im on the service side, no drilling rigs. The service side is really busy right now, gas is going up as well!

 

[CoBra666]

we got i think 4 service rigs at meg atm. and theres only 6 pads with 6 wellheads per pad. too bad theres so many sites. id be hella stoked to have someone cool up here

 

[wootoom]

we got i think 4 service rigs at meg atm. and theres only 6 pads with 6 wellheads per pad. too bad theres so many sites. id be hella stoked to have someone cool up here

fuck dude i might have to make a trip up there! I have a rig working around edmonton most of the time

 

[CoBra666]

if ur ever up that way let me know. feel free to come in the viper if ya already bought it lol

 

[ricco561]

Ft. Mac?

 

[CoBra666]

yep

 

[wootoom]

ill bring the viper forsure

 

[ricco561]

yep

I'm in Edmonton, but not a chick. Sorry.