Because people so rarely have something nice to say in EF

[Strongbow]

Those are not the benchmarks for good husbandry IN MY BOOK, hon, sorry. Although maybe the women you marry are happy, don't take it wrong, we all have different needs.

Now me, do you hug me when I need it without asking? Do you fill my water jug when it's nearly empty? Do you bring home tequila when I want to get torn up and blast heavy metal? Do you remember that anal ALWAYS requires lube? Will you pin me when I'm too tired to dose out my own peptides? THAT'S MY definition of a husband!

I'll do all that and eat all the sammiches you make me, too.

 

[Strongbow]

I'll do all that and eat all the sammiches you make me, too.

 

[Strongbow]

That is exactly how I roll ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[miplank]

Thank God we have two ladies here who are class acts, MM and Shirl!

you forgot about strongbow...

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[musclemom]

I'll do all that and eat all the sammiches you make me, too.

My dear, I will make you sammiches on vacations and weekends and breakfast on the weekdays but otherwise you're on your own.

Actually my husband looks forward to joint breakfast efforts on the weekends, pancakes and omelets, shit like that. We plate everything and tote it all back up to bed along with a giant glass of milk and pancake syrup and jelly and sit in bed, feed our faces and watch CBS Sunday Morning (no lie). This usually after morning nookie. Coffee/nookie/breakfast/nap. I love my Sunday morning routine. I don't get a fuck load done but it sure is relaxing

 

[Strongbow]

lol

WTF you laughing at? Apparently you have zero class.

 

[cindylou]

That is exactly how I roll ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[cindylou]

WTF you laughing at? Apparently you have zero class.

 

[Strongbow]

Is this aimed at me or is that how you roll?