Your porn name?

[Kano]

Big Willie

 

[pappad]

John Long

 

[crazyjoe]

I would go with BJ Squirt

Squirt Ave?

 

[BNG]

Rod McCracken

 

[vixensghost]

Rod McCracken

Your mom should have named you Phil...

 

[needtogetarmy]

Manaconda....

 

[cboogsrun]

Actually given my name is DJ, maybe Dick Jockey, just to make pick3 smile. I actually know a guy named Richard Harder. I also met a DOT officer named Richard Moorehead. He was a fucking prick lol

 

[AztecWarrior]

this is easy. Latinsteel.

 

[jaybois]

Cecil sausage

 

[plowboy]

grease gun.