Morning Sex is the best except:::

[SpyWizard]

If you wake up in prison..

 

[RickRock13]

If you find out the "she" you went home with is a "he"

 

[Chopzilla]

If you see a turkey baster and your condom on the sink counter.

 

[youpissmeoff]

Her dick tastes like shit

 

[goin on 4T]

Her cock is bigger than urs.


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[shirlene29]

lolololololololololol

 

[brownbrown]

Her AIDS medicine is on the nightstand

 

[SpyWizard]

or she won't leave

 

[gatemoney]

^^^thats what you get for thinking you could beat it up one more time