i was born with a micro penis

[iamthatiam]

Calling a fat chick fat isn't an insult, it's just stating the obvious...

I have a fat penis, hence the need for the magnum condoms. I couldn't figure out why the regular one's were ripping. It wasn't the length causing the problem, but the girth.

 

[PICK3]

i will never know the feeling of sliding a cock deep inside a woman to make her moan.

your bf ain't complaining

 

[George Spellwin]

Do you mind if we discuss your micro penis in the Between the Sheets forum? I'm going to move this there.

 

[wootoom]

Don't worry about it, he's gone

 

[nangiggles]

I like that BTS is on the top of Chat now, I've been trying to revive this section for a long time.

 

[wootoom]

You don't like dick, fgt

 

[nangiggles]

You don't like dick, fgt

Clearly you don't know me

 

[wootoom]

Clearly you don't know me

No, you're right I don't. Nor do I want to fucking know you

 

[nangiggles]

 

[wootoom]

Hahaha I'm joking!