Whats the weirdest and most uncomfortable thing that has happened to u?

[Taps]

lol @ this thread

i got fall down sloppy drunk at my best friends sisters wedding. I spent the night hitting on every female member of his family, and trying to pick a fight with the male ones. I slapped his moms ass, and i his dads face. god it was brutal.

next few weeks were pretty awkward, but its all good now.

 

[-SD-]

When I was 18 I went to a porno shop across town and my dad was already inside browsing and I didnt know it (he didnt see me though). I didnt see him when I first entered because we were on opposite sides with the entry way in the middle, so I couldnt make a run for it since I would be walking straight towards his area then having to turn left, all in an open area. So I hang out on the opposite side of the store for a good 30 minutes and he makes his way towards my side of the store. Of course Im shitting bricks because I still live at home and this wouldnt exactly make for good conversation over dinner. I literally had to duck and hide behind the tape shelves while my dad was no more than 3 feet on the opposite side looking at tapes. If he decided he wanted to look at the other side of the shelf I would have been made. Eventually he left and I proceeded to break out in a cold sweat, but no one ver found out lol.

 

[jerseyart]

Walking in on my parents having sex (doesnt anyone lock the freaking door) when I was a kid. That was fucking awkward. Never a word was said by anyone

One of the worst cause it effected my job at the time was when I took out a coworker a few times. Her mom wasnt my direct superior, but was high up in the company. Anyway she turned out to be a real freak.. She would call endlessly from her office to mine (which wasnt private at the time), and one time in particular we were in the lunchroom, with like 6 other people in there standing aroudn us, and she starts rubbing my thigh in front of everyone (most woemn, so you know theyd talk)


Everyone saw, and I actually got called into the company Presidents office and ghot a lecture about dating people in the company. Her mom also haed me after that, so it was even more uncomfortable.

That scared me straight about dating anyone from work ever again

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[*MissFit*]

Too much.. too even discuss

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Nothing...

 

[Mr. Black]

My co-workers came into my office earlier this week while I was viewing EF threads. I unfortunately had the avatars turned on and was reading one of Mr. Black's posts. QUOTE]

lol

 

[Seashell]

LOL @ this entire thread...


Most uncomfortable that comes to mind:

My former boss. 50+, bald, overweight, fatherly-type. Sitting across the table from me, out of NOWHERE, says: "I have feelings for you, and I was wondering if you felt the same".

He nods encouragingly.

I was horror-stricken.. it was one of those "Dear God, please send earthquake poste haste!!!" moments... omgomgomgomg...

Tres, tres awkward.



Also rather uncomfortable.. having dated two guys independantly and years apart (in different cities!)... and discovering later, that they are infact, brothers. Sounds worse than it is, but I'm pretty sure it would look absoultely terrible to either of them. I saw them together at a club recently, ducked & hid behind a group of people... but the day is coming when I get busted.. that will surely be awkward.

 

[The_Ghost]

LOL @ this entire thread...


Most uncomfortable that comes to mind:

My former boss. 50+, bald, overweight, fatherly-type. Sitting across the table from me, out of NOWHERE, says: "I have feelings for you, and I was wondering if you felt the same".

He nods encouragingly.

I was horror-stricken.. it was one of those "Dear God, please send earthquake poste haste!!!" moments... omgomgomgomg...

Tres, tres awkward.



Also rather uncomfortable.. having dated two guys independantly and years apart (in different cities!)... and discovering later, that they are infact, brothers. Sounds worse than it is, but I'm pretty sure it would look absoultely terrible to either of them. I saw them together at a club recently, ducked & hid behind a group of people... but the day is coming when I get busted.. that will surely be awkward.

 

[ChefWide]

He nods encouragingly.


I was horror-stricken.. it was one of those "Dear God, please send earthquake poste haste!!!" moments... omgomgomgomg...

oh the feckin' HORROR!!!!


LOLOLOLOL



the only three things i think i can say here are:

London Poop
Karla
Gym Girl-Carry Fart






That pretty much covers it for me...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ummmmmmmmm where to begin....you know, maybe its best just to STFU in the first place