Had a blind date yesterday but she looked like a fuckin troll. I was seriously debating being seen in public with it. I went to pick her up at her place and I could have turned right around and left her after she opened the door, but instead decided to throw her a bone (not that bone) and eat lunch. I think I should have left when I had the chance because she said I was the funniest/best looking guy or something to that effect. Just great. She wasnt even pleasantly plump! LOL