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Brokeback Mountain Lady
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his
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devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
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but knew very little about ranching, so she placed
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an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
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She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
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else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
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figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
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than the drunk.
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He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
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every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
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the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing
very well.
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Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
on Saturday night.
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He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the
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room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
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fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
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She quietly called him over to her.
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"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
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Trembling, he did as she directed.
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"Now take off my boots."
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He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
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"Now take off my socks."
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He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
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He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
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Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
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Then she looked at him and said:
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"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his
>
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
>
but knew very little about ranching, so she placed
>
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk.
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>
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
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else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
>
figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
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than the drunk.
>
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
>
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
>
the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing
very well.
>
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
on Saturday night.
>
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the
>
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
>
fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
She quietly called him over to her.
>
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
>
Trembling, he did as she directed.
>
"Now take off my boots."
>
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
>
"Now take off my socks."
>
He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
>
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
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Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
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Then she looked at him and said:
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"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
