Skullduggery
Banned
Normal day, I'm relaxing, I took the day off from work because of the recent sniper shootings. (I live in NY) Anyway it's very hot and the central air isn't working because the land "person" is a cocksucker. I'm serious, there's glory holes in every door, or maybe thats the peep hole, I don't know seems to fit well for me, so I get this call today and it's the girl that lives next to me, she wanted to borrow some bandaids, I could only assume it was for the profusely bleeding sores adjacently formed by the worthless skin around the vagina. I had my suspicions, so I said, what do you need them for, she looked kind of annoyed and said her kid got hurt - yea likely story. I told her, look I know you don't have kids, cut the shit, and she told me to fuck myself, my magic 8 ball wasn't working, cause I used it all up last night, so I played enya backwards and concluded, she's got herpes. Man, what a fucking skank.