Just had a vagrant steal over $400 from me.

[jnevin]

I have this huge jar that I've been putting spare change in for god knows how long that I finally decided to cash in. My bank told me I needed to roll it if I wanted to deposit it, and I'm thinking FU because I don't feel like touching all that filthy money and waste a day rolling it. So I took it to one of those changer machine things. It charges .09 per dollar, but there's enough that it was worth the money. So after pouring all this change into the thing and waiting for it to finish I'm over $400. Sweet. So I grab the fokin reciept and go to cash it in, and this fokin fok of a homeless guy that was behind me snatches it and books out the front of the store. I did legs yesterday and it's been taking me an hour to get in and out of my car today, and I didn't catch him. I know he has to go to that store if he wants to cash it in, and I told the manager to pull the tape and show it to the cop that's usually posted there. I'm just pissed. I wanted to go to Costco and get my food on. What are the odds I'll end up with the money?

 

[Phaded]

pwned

 

[jnevin]

Pwned by a dirty homeless beeotch. That foker's going to end up in a dumpster.

 

[Lestat]

lol. pwned by a homeless dude

 

[genarr3]

Got strong-armed by a vagrant? Sorry to hear that. If the bum goes back there with the slip and is arrested you may get your money. But barring that I doubt it.

 

[jnevin]

Pwned myself when I started running like Forrest Gump with his leg braces on. Self gimpage pwn. I think I should go out in public in sweat pants, rent Fried Green Tomatoes, and eat a vat of rocky road with curlers glued to my shaved head. Further pwnage to top off the day.

 

[jnevin]

Got strong-armed by a vagrant? Sorry to hear that. If the bum goes back there with the slip and is arrested you may get your money. But barring that I doubt it.

Not even strong-armed. I just turned around and it was like "yoink!" out of my hands and out the door. Middle of a crowded store too. It's kind of funny if I think about it, but I was getting fond of the idea of having $400 that I hadn't really counted on.

 

[strangebrew]

I was just gonna borrow it bro. I'll pay you back later in cans.

 

[jnevin]

I was just gonna borrow it bro. I'll pay you back later in cans.

Cans are fine borholio. I'll get with you later.

 

[Phaded]

Pwned myself when I started running like Forrest Gump with his leg braces on. Self gimpage pwn. I think I should go out in public in sweat pants, rent Fried Green Tomatoes, and eat a vat of rocky road with curlers glued to my shaved head. Further pwnage to top off the day.

ohly shit i've never laughed so hard in my life..