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Now take your faggotry elsewhere.
 
crak600 said:
Never been on there.
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Oh, lol. It's gotten really common there, it's probably all over MySpace and other gay blog-like things too.

First thing that came to my mind was stalkerbook.



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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLINESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL

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TAG UR IT! THIS IS A SEXYY TRAIN IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FREAKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS CHAIN U WILL HAVE BAD SEX FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS.....GOODLUCK*
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Luckily my profile is devoid of these geighities.



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Wham, check that shit out!
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YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy
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Mr. dB said:
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Struck By -
A Smooth Criminal
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redshirt27se said:
What is showing above my quickreply box

"Ads by Google | Bible and Homosexuality | Causes of Homosexuality | Fags | Gay"

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Man, I can do this all day.
Thankfully, I won't.




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Little girl guide why don't you stop your crying
Here come Ivor the sooty old engine driver to make you feel all right
 
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING
EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING
IT

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH, AND WE CALL PEOPLE WE HAVENT TALKED TO IN AGES TO LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE THEM...WHETHER WE DO OR NOT

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS
BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR
DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR (er, or, the mop)?

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG
WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON
THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM
LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE.
 
Mr. dB said:
Little girl guide why don't you stop your crying
Here come Ivor the sooty old engine driver to make you feel all right
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SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE....................................BOOK!!! LOL!!!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN'

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 LESBIANS OTHER THAN YOURSELF.

IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY A LESBIAN!!!!!! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE NOT GAY ANYMORE!!




YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE MOTHERFUCKIN'

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 CHINESE PEOPLE.

IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY CHINESE!!!!!! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE WHITE FOREVER.




:cow:
 
you've been hit by the...

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You failed to get out of the way of the White Sox Truck. It's ok though because the next stop is the MOTHER-FUCKING WORLD SERIES!

Send this to 10 Sox fans and keep the love moving. No one can stop this Jugernaut of precission, speed and power! GO SOX!!!!!!!
 
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY A

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Some stupid ass n****r has just run you over with dump truck and now you are dead.
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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UGLY BITCH truck | '|""";.., ___.
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"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Uglyass Fuckers IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY FUCKIN HIDEOUS! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH SMALL DICK SYNDROME FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS DAMN UGLY!!





YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| GAY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 GAY People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY GAY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH CRUSTY BUTTHOLE FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS GAY!
 
With gas prices going through the roof, past the trees and into the sky, unfortunately the Beautiful Truck has run out of gas.

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But to save costs, we have created the Beautiful Bicycle, that instead of hitting you (which is incredibly violent) just politely passes by and gives you a ring from its bell.


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you have been hit by my marijuana. actually you hit it. you are now fucking high. dont be stingy though get a friend high too


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SMOKE IT UP BUDDDYY! lol :)
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bran987 said:
samoth pnt this thread
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HAHA! You just got picked up by the Knight Bus!! That'll be eleven Sickles, but for thirteen you get hot chocolate, and for fifteen you get an hot water bottle and a toothbrush in the color of your choice!

Now pick up 5 of your Harry Potter friends and maybe we'll reach everyone by November 18th!!!!
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I totally don't get this one.



:cow:
 
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. The results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
Calories
Getting up immediately..............................................36
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
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YOU'VE JUST BEEN SHITTED ON by King Poopa!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE...
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THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOU GOTS A LUCIOUS BOOTY!! PASS THIS ON TO WHOEVER YOU THINK HAS A FAT ASS...ENJOY!
 
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle 2 the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
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Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top



Okay, I'm done now.



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I know I'd find Samote all up in this thread... fuckin LOVES how it reeks of geighness.
 
samoth said:
Richard Feynman, really famous physicist. Funny guy.



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Michael Keaton would star if ever there was a movie about him.
 
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