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mustang_00
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you better???
jnevin
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Kind of. Body aches and cough mostly gone. If I carry a basket through the grocery store I have to stop here and there pretending to be looking at my options while I catch my breath. Bloody coughs gone too, but I' m ready to throw on some leg warmers, a braided headband, and cha-cha-cha in front of a class full of uncoordinated fat bishes. I'm going to be like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
mrplunkey
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I foresee a relatively newly-divorced (i.e. 18 months) woman who just lost 45 lbs. Sure she's a little beefy still, but she's doable in private.
She already gives you, her Zumba instructor, credit for her weight loss. Next she's going to reveal her secret crush on her Zumba instructor after class one day.
So what are you going to do?
She already gives you, her Zumba instructor, credit for her weight loss. Next she's going to reveal her secret crush on her Zumba instructor after class one day.
So what are you going to do?
jnevin
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mrplunkey
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Outstanding!
this made me do poor disco renditions in my bedroom
think fingers guns off hips...
think fingers guns off hips...
She reveals that she's pregnant and that your the father.
mrplunkey
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Actually, better yet, go on Jerry and give a shout out!
PICK3
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mrplunkey
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I prefer Jerry for cheaters, trannies and cousin-bangers. When it's time to find the daddy I usually break toward Maury.
Then let's go with this angle.
mrplunkey
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Did you earn your certification from Cybercollege
Nope. He mistakenly left the "ir" out of the word "irregardless".
That's an automatic fail from cybercollege.
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