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Your weirdest source for Protein

greenday

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Most of us, use tuna, protein shakes, beef, chicken, fish, etc.
Name some weird sources of protein you have used 1 or more times, mine would be Ostrich meat.



Sometimes I run around looking for sources of protein, like alcoholics look for stuff with alcohol in it. I.e, rubbing alcohol.
 
This isn't wierd to me, but I eat a lot of ground bison (buffalo meat). Good stuff --- 33g protein and 3g fat (1g saturated) per 1/3 lb patty.

I also drink blended silken tofu. I add peanut butter, fruit, etc.
 
I eat the ostrich for the same reason, 25 grams of protein, and 3 grams of fat. When I say weird, I don't mean you guys are crazy, but something we eat that the average couch potato would think was strange. ;)
 
It pisses me off --- my grocery store replaced the lean ground bison with some bison that is not lean at all. It is maybe 80% lean by weight.
 
There was a kid on my highschool football team who was a lunatic and he claimed that he would he his own sperm just for the hell of it and he said that it contains a little bit of protein. That is by far the fucking weirdest protein source I have heard of.:sperm: :drink2:
 
I think your friend was sick, ( I hope it wasn't you, and your just blaming it on this so called friend) he just wanted to drink his own sperm, I doubt it adds any protein, and even if it added 500 grams, that's still nasty.
 
sperm has a little protein.

but think about it this way, the protein came from your friends body, so any protein he got from eating his own jiz was his before he beat off in the first place.

i think i am going to tell girls that when i want them to swallow, though...:fro:
 
I don't care if girls swallow, as long as they keep going until there is "protein" to be spit out, that's fine with me. :angel:
 
Your weirdest source for protein

They are really strict over here about protein so I can´t tell you directly my source.
 
I guess it depends on the time of year, but I eat a lot of game in the fall and winter-- venison, bear, moose, etc.
 
Shrimp isn't weird, but its not mentioned much when people talk about good protein sources. I was looking at the nutritional info one day, and noticed it was pure protein, 0 fat, 0 carbs. Its kinda pricey, but now I always pick up some when I find a good deal. Its a great snack.
 
Silverback316 said:
There was a kid on my highschool football team who was a lunatic and he claimed that he would he his own sperm just for the hell of it and he said that it contains a little bit of protein. That is by far the fucking weirdest protein source I have heard of.:sperm: :drink2:


I've tried my own junk, but just out of curiosity, not for the protein.
 
Haz said:
Casavant, that is way more information then we need to know. Seriously.

LOL. I've posted it before. No biggie- if the chick I'm with has to taste it, I at least should know what I'm expecting of her. It wasn't like I was wearing a gimp mask and had alligator clamps on my nipples while I was doing it. Hell, a couple of times I've been cranking one off and shot it right on my lips by mistake. Not much choice in the matter when that happens. :FRlol:
 
Puc said:
sperm has a little protein.

but think about it this way, the protein came from your friends body, so any protein he got from eating his own jiz was his before he beat off in the first place.

i think i am going to tell girls that when i want them to swallow, though...:fro:

Make sure not to drink alcohol first... that could be contributing to the delinquecy
 
Jetisin said:
SARDINES!!

Super cheap ($0.69CAN / can), good source of protein (20g), good healthy fats, zero carbs, very very quick to eat (3 min.), ......

ok ok it smells and tastes like crap but it is a hella good source!!!

Sardines are one of the healthiest things to eat if you can tolerate it...I eat 3 cans per day.

Man, I love those things! The only reason I don't eat them more often is because I'm burping up the aftertaste for the next few hours. Louisian hot sauce flavor is the best! I know some people that eat them with crackers and onions. Ever tried that? I think I might next time I eat them. I mean, it might be tasty, and if you're going to go stink-breath, you might as well go all the way.:D
 
Trust me the kid wasn't my friend and it wasn't me by any fucking means. This kid's name was Jason Bonnell and he was as big a psycho as there was and is if he is even still alive
 
casavant said:


LOL. I've posted it before. No biggie- if the chick I'm with has to taste it, I at least should know what I'm expecting of her. It wasn't like I was wearing a gimp mask and had alligator clamps on my nipples while I was doing it. Hell, a couple of times I've been cranking one off and shot it right on my lips by mistake. Not much choice in the matter when that happens. :FRlol:

You.......are.......one......nasty....mother.......fucker.......:bawling:
 
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