"your Perfect Day"

[lanky]

I was just thinking what would be a perfect day for everyone, within reason.

1)wake up at 8 and mom makes 3 egg whites and cream chipped beef
2)go fishing and catch a big bass at 9:45

3)on way home get boston market half chicken w/two side dishes

4)go home and go on elite fitness website and look at cool posting.

5) at noon go to gym and have awesome back workout

6) at 1:45 arive at home where i eat a chicken breast and wild rice with a salad

7) watch tv for an hour and a half

8)eat dinner at 5 salmon and potatoes and spinach and gatorade to drink.

9) have date with hot chick(with pigtails) and go back to her house and have hot monkey sex.

10) blow my load at 10:00(then gatorade and glutamine)

11)watch a funny movie together(dumb and dumber) then have sex again

12)leave and on my way home have a protien shake


no one can beat a better day than this i dare you, yea you

 

[duritz]

wake up at 8 am

fall back asleep til 2

wake up eat, shit, jerk off, check my email

play video games til dinner


eat, ,jerk off, check mail again

download some porn

fall asleep

the end

 

[HumorMe]

Where's the part about taking a dump?

 

[The Red Dragon]

Really nice day..except for the pigtails

 

[PoyeBoy]

Punching the both of you until your faces become piles of mush, hell that would set me for life, no matter what happens after me pummeling the both of you, I would walk around with a smile on mah face until the day I died

 

[The Red Dragon]

how sweet

 

[jackangel]

you forgot the weed

 

[HANSEL]

Wake up on the beach with some hot local chick

Go surf

Steak and Eggs

Bong hit

Check email

Workout

Capn crunch and Whey

Sex and nap

Surf

Go out to dinner

Sex and sleep

 

[gmanlax7]

head right when i wake up

lifting

good food all day long
nap
hammock
blunt

um yeah basically food women and weed all day

would get active to lift and play some hoops

would also need some good tunes

 

[HANSEL]

Matrix-quality stonage flick.

That was Pauly Shoresque

 

[jackangel]

a good movie perhaps. would be nice to blaze and then go to the premiere of a Matrix-quality stonage flick.

 

[The Red Dragon]

I miss weed *hasn't toked sicne feb*

 

[alien amp pharm]

No kidding, this is my "perfect day" which I do every Thursday evening.

Since I don't work on Fridays, whenever I leave work on Thurs I:

a. go work out
b. order Japanese take out
c. rent either a dvd movie, or an xbox game, or both
d. get high
e. eat the Japanese
f. watch movie &/or play wideo game
g. jerk off
h. fall asleep whenever and wake up whenever I feel like it the next day.

This never gets old either.

 

[gettinlarger]

Sleep all day. 24 hours of sleep.

 

[theoak01]

my perfect day is wake up about 11,jerk off,have a shower shit and shave,then have eggs in a bacon nest,check email,go visit my buddies,then goto the pub for dinner and about 4 pints of guinness,come home eat fish and chips ,watch the devils own,jerk off ,goto bed

this has been so many fridays for me,but now I must work overtime and can not do this which pisses me off

 

[notoriousQQ]

There's a whole lot of jerking off on peoples perfect days.

If things were "perfect" don't you think someone would be jerking you off or sucking or fucking you silly instead of bopping your own bolognoa pony? Damn, seems like a lot of ya'll have the perfect day everyday.

 

[theoak01]

I can fuck everyday and still have to jerk off in the morning and at night so it really doesnt matter

 

[notoriousQQ]

Nothing wrong with crowning the bishop.

I can fuck everyday and still have to jerk off in the morning and at night so it really doesnt matter

 

[ariolanine]

Wake up to head
Breakfast
Lift
Protein shake
Sauna
Shit
Shower
Lunch
Nap
Sex
Snack
Beer
Movie
More beer
Dinner
More beer
Sex
Sleep