'Your' Nutritional Label Information

[mojokid]

I'm sick, but bare with me. I started cracking up last night as I was thinking about this. What if you were to slice off a portion of your thigh or calves or flank and wrap seal it like the meat section of a grocery store, what would YOUR nutritional information label read ? Lots of proteins, how much fat, calories ? heh, we eat chicken and steak and stuff, but what if on some other planet they consume our meat for nutrition, what would they be reading on YOUR label, would they throw you back or pick up a couple of packs of you for good measure!

Yeah I know I'm sick, but it was just so funny!

 

[Manu]

Hey, you saw "Plan Nine from Outer Space"?
You don't need to go to other planet, you have it here on ours.
By the way i am reveling the secret for amazing bulking, try this product called cannibake...

http://www.cannibalism.org.uk/p-products/cannibake.htm

 

[mojokid]

OMG

Please tell me that is a fake site or something???
You eat human meat ?????

I was just saying how everyone looks at nutritional labels
these days, what would one for a human look like, as a sorta joke, I didn't know people actually did that .. ahh I feel so sick now

 

[Manu]

You eat human meat ?????

Of course, everytime...that's the way to bulk...delicious

Please tell me that is a fake site or something???

Now that you ask,i think it is fake.
But i also woudn't be surprised if it wan't...
anyway there are cannibals for sure walking around.

I was talking to one i know and one-arm girl passed around and he said: "you see that girl?" "that's the girl i am dating..."

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Hmmm....

....What if you were to slice off a portion of your thigh or calves or flank and wrap seal it like the meat section of a grocery store, what would YOUR nutritional information label read?....

I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't qualify as an "organic" product under the FDA's new labeling rules.




















For those who didn't get it.... New rules requires (among other things) no hormones.

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Hehehe... I'd be a non fatty lean cut... not extra lean, but lean...

Oh... and I think I would have a lot of flavour too... being a 25 year old slab of Human, rather than a 55+ year old slab... Ya know... the whole sheep Chop/ Lamb Chop deal...