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#1 Grey Goose - voted #1 for a reason. This is just so clean and crisp going down. Motherfucker. Water of gods. When people attend my parties, this is what they bring me.... because they want to be invited back.
#2 Diaka Vodka - most expensive vodka in the world. Quite a unique taste to it. If you go to a party and get served this... marry the host. If they are already married, dispose of said obstacle and then marry the host. Anyone dumb enough to serve this at a party has more money to part with than they can remember.
#3 - Ketel One - Often Top shelf in bars that don't want to serve Grey Goose. Very nice and smooth. Lackluster bottle design though.
#4 - Belveder - A favorite of the artsy fartsy crowd and their pretensious ways. Nice vodka... quite a upscale touch to serve it at large crowds. Unfortunately, it gets overlooked at the liquor store because 9 times out of 10 ditzy cheap ass queen refill the bottle with some shit like SKOL trying to pass it off as Beleveder by adding a squeeze of real lemon to the bottle to give it that "zing" taste... like some of our upperclass asses can't distinguish the difference. Thus their deception hinders consumer purchases due to the fact they were not really impressed with it. No. Because they didn't have the real vodka. Cheap ass hosts.
#5 Skyy and Absolute - nothing fancy here. 99.999% marketing success is why they have not been cast to the wayside. People buy them because they think they should. But I guess you could do worse.
Vodkas that were not worthing mentioning - Ultimate, Van Gogh, Stoli, and Smirnoff.
#2 Diaka Vodka - most expensive vodka in the world. Quite a unique taste to it. If you go to a party and get served this... marry the host. If they are already married, dispose of said obstacle and then marry the host. Anyone dumb enough to serve this at a party has more money to part with than they can remember.
#3 - Ketel One - Often Top shelf in bars that don't want to serve Grey Goose. Very nice and smooth. Lackluster bottle design though.
#4 - Belveder - A favorite of the artsy fartsy crowd and their pretensious ways. Nice vodka... quite a upscale touch to serve it at large crowds. Unfortunately, it gets overlooked at the liquor store because 9 times out of 10 ditzy cheap ass queen refill the bottle with some shit like SKOL trying to pass it off as Beleveder by adding a squeeze of real lemon to the bottle to give it that "zing" taste... like some of our upperclass asses can't distinguish the difference. Thus their deception hinders consumer purchases due to the fact they were not really impressed with it. No. Because they didn't have the real vodka. Cheap ass hosts.
#5 Skyy and Absolute - nothing fancy here. 99.999% marketing success is why they have not been cast to the wayside. People buy them because they think they should. But I guess you could do worse.
Vodkas that were not worthing mentioning - Ultimate, Van Gogh, Stoli, and Smirnoff.
