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You zany Canadians.

from zero

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Lately, it's been winter. Oh, yes, I've been up on my current events and all.

Anyway, I've seen several Canadians bitch and complain about the cold weather. Why do you do this? Move south, you asstraps.

And stop using the Celsius scale.

And stop being Canadian.
 
I'll get right on it, but I'll miss the

free medical,
the amazing weed I am not allowed to smoke,
the amazingly funny beer commercials that pick fun of the yanks,
the bacon,
the beer,
the syrup,
and I'm pretty sure that the options packages on the same car here is cheaper
 
I hate the celsius scale.

And I hate Canada.

Speaking of Canada, I'll be in AB on the 15th.
 
We have to complain about the cold Zero, it makes us feel better. And I'm not moving south, you guys don't have Coffee Crisp. :rolleyes:
 
Seashell said:
We have to complain about the cold Zero, it makes us feel better. And I'm not moving south, you guys don't have Coffee Crisp. :rolleyes:

I recall seeing a new show where the number one topic of conversation in all of Canada is the weather. Go figure.
 
Seashell said:
We have to complain about the cold Zero, it makes us feel better. And I'm not moving south, you guys don't have Coffee Crisp. :rolleyes:

tell us more about this coffee crisp......why do canadians get all the good shit?
 
We don't have poutine either dude.

Seashell said:
We have to complain about the cold Zero, it makes us feel better. And I'm not moving south, you guys don't have Coffee Crisp. :rolleyes:
 
jerkbox said:


tell us more about this coffee crisp......why do canadians get all the good shit?

http://www.candywarehouse.com/nescofcris24.html

candywarehouse_1771_322035564
 
CipherLock said:
I'll get right on it, but I'll miss the

free medical,
the amazing weed I am not allowed to smoke,
the amazingly funny beer commercials that pick fun of the yanks,
the bacon,
the beer,
the syrup,
and I'm pretty sure that the options packages on the same car here is cheaper

A ha...further proof that you're Nathan.
 
We have better strippers though.

Strip clubs in AB are like sports bars, cept all the fat chicks normally watching hockey are naked.


Seashell said:


No poutine either? What kind of a country is that?!
 
CipherLock said:
I'll get right on it, but I'll miss the

free medical,
the amazing weed I am not allowed to smoke,
the amazingly funny beer commercials that pick fun of the yanks,
the bacon,
the beer,
the syrup,
and I'm pretty sure that the options packages on the same car here is cheaper

You forgot our girls....
 
CipherLock said:


I recall seeing a new show where the number one topic of conversation in all of Canada is the weather. Go figure.

:D Yeah, I believe that. As soon as we're done complaining about winter, we're whining because it's too hot. Though, we have had some extreme seasonal temperatures the past year or two.
 
Code said:
We have better strippers though.

Strip clubs in AB are like sports bars, cept all the fat chicks normally watching hockey are naked.

LOL. Maybe, but you can get in ours 2 years earlier.
 
Code said:
We have better strippers though.

Strip clubs in AB are like sports bars, cept all the fat chicks normally watching hockey are naked.




Strip clubs in MB are great, or so I have heard ;)
 
From Zero said:
Lately, it's been winter. Oh, yes, I've been up on my current events and all.

Anyway, I've seen several Canadians bitch and complain about the cold weather. Why do you do this? Move south, you asstraps.

And stop using the Celsius scale.

And stop being Canadian.


I will stop being Canadian when you stop being ugly ;)

and if I move south I will have to hear about all you Americans bithcing about me stealing your woman since the US ladies love Canuck men. ;)
 
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Bigdawg1468 said:



I will stop being Canadian when you stop being ugly ;)

and if I move south I will have to hear about all you Americans bithcing about me stealing your woman since the US ladies love Canuck men. ;)

That was hurtful.
 
jerkbox said:


tell us more about this coffee crisp......why do canadians get all the good shit?

We do this to keep them happy..

Nothing is worse than a noisy, mean upstairs neighbor.
 
Re: Re: Re: You zany Canadians.

Daisy_Girl said:


That is true.... ;)

And you guys have Ketchup chips...whatever those are....:confused:

Potato chips that are ketchup-flavored, I assume.

We have them. I've seen them.
 
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Daisy_Girl said:


That is true.... ;)

And you guys have Ketchup chips...whatever those are....:confused:


we have those here too....if they are what i am thinking of. pretty good too.



hey, do you canucks have dunkin donuts up there?
just curious
 
Ketchup chips are the bomb. Yes red and soo good! :D

Not too long ago we got our first Krispy Kreme, it was total insanity. People lined up outside for hours, and cops directing traffic.

We don't have Dunkin donuts..
 
From Zero said:
Do you have a book of hackneyed ghetto phrases?

Yep. I borrowed it from that chick on Elimidate the other night. :)

Anyway, you're not one to be critiquing vocabulary.. I'm pretty sure you used the word "zany" in your thread title. Who says that?!
 
Seashell said:


Yep. I borrowed it from that chick on Elimidate the other night. :)

Anyway, you're not one to be critiquing vocabulary.. I'm pretty sure you used the word "zany" in your thread title. Who says that?!

Let's fight.
 
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