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you will never lick an envelope again.

Daisy_

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This is interesting!


I used to work for an envelope company. Our plant supervisor used to work in the Chicago plant and told us not to lick the envelopes because they would often find dead rats at the bottom of the glue barrel (after thousands of envelopes had been glued and shipped). EEWW!
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I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with. Since then, I've avoided licking envelopes...
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If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!!

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor,but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get so sore that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN.
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Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"
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To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self-sealing type. Or if need be, I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.
 
omg
 
yeah roaches are attracted to paper and cardboard for some reason
Once I worked in a restaurant that was infested with roaches and they would get paper bags in bundles and put them on a shelf..
One day i went to get some paper bags, and i lifted it up and roaches were EVERYWHERE
they are just nasty
 
SoKlueles said:
yeah roaches are attracted to paper and cardboard for some reason
Once I worked in a restaurant that was infested with roaches and they would get paper bags in bundles and put them on a shelf..
One day i went to get some paper bags, and i lifted it up and roaches were EVERYWHERE
they are just nasty
Ugh that just gave me the shivers.
 
SoKlueles said:
yeah roaches are attracted to paper and cardboard for some reason
Once I worked in a restaurant that was infested with roaches and they would get paper bags in bundles and put them on a shelf..
One day i went to get some paper bags, and i lifted it up and roaches were EVERYWHERE
they are just nasty
Pffft..go to a third world country. After my trip to India and the Phillipines, I now can safely say that I no longer fear Canadian roaches...
 
My bullshitmeter yells
 
I'm going to go lick every envelope in my house now.

I really miss lick and stick stamps. This self adhesive shit is no fun.
 
:worried:

UGH... I don't know if I buy the part about the live cockroach comin' out of the woman's tongue. But I do believe that those envelopes are less than sanitary... :worried:
 
daisyduke6 said:

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If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!!

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor,but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get so sore that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN.
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http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.asp

Its BS. Im sure the rest of the stuff is too.
 
This is disturbing enough to warrant some concern....I don't want to lick anymore evelopes, for sure. Even though I'd think it would be hard for anything to survive on an evelope that's been sitting for days, weeks, or more, before licking it.


But why take chances? The tongue is meant for licking better things...... :p
 
ha ha... I think it is true... i read about it back in 2000.. yucky shit.
 
ok...so there might be something to "lesuire suits causing cancer"????....i knew it!!!!!
 
I bet Envelopes are cleaner than the cleanest Hootchie Hole..
I haven't stopped licking either one because of germs..
I doubt you want this word to spread too far.. :)

:licker:
 
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Y_lifter said:
I bet Envelopes are cleaner than the cleanest Hootchie Hole..
:licker:

Yeah, I once went down on this girl, and I had a cut on my tongue. It started to swell up and a week later I went to the doc. He cut it open and a penis crawled out!
 
Griz1 said:
Yeah, I once went down on this girl, and I had a cut on my tongue. It started to swell up and a week later I went to the doc. He cut it open and a penis crawled out!

LMAO!
 
daisyduke6 said:
This is interesting!


I used to work for an envelope company. Our plant supervisor used to work in the Chicago plant and told us not to lick the envelopes because they would often find dead rats at the bottom of the glue barrel (after thousands of envelopes had been glued and shipped). EEWW!
------------------------------------------------------
I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with. Since then, I've avoided licking envelopes...
-------------------------------------------------------------
If you lick your envelopes... You won't anymore!!!

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor,but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get so sore that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist... This is a true story reported on CNN.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Andy Hume wrote: "Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!"
-----------------------------------------------------------
To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self-sealing type. Or if need be, I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.
thanks for sharing that with us,gross
 
Could it really be worse than salad tossing? I ain't stoppin that.
 
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