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Evil_Frisky

~Show Quality Bitch~
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ahh haa..

So Im in a giving mood today. Heres a challenge over the course of the day.

Send me something witty, It has to be orginal. The winner gets 10K.

My k messages suck lately, gimme something to laugh about.
 
jack_schitt said:
Like I would actually give you K for this...sheesh...
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Read your AVA over and over again. :chomp:
 
habitualhealth said:
if only i was funny...*sighs*
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you can either look funny or be funny... ;)
 
stilleto said:
Ok, friskers... you wanted witty, you got it.
check your k.
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oh ohhhhhhhh

:chomp:
 
:lmao:
 
I just pee'd a little bit.
 
I think you should give 20K away.....

10K to me
and 10K to whoever the winner is.
 
wouldnt all fit
Why I fired my secretary . . .

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very
well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for
breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let
alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's
marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids
came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little
better that at least someone had remembered. I worked
until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day
outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to
lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's
the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we
normally would go. We dined instead at a little place
with a private table. We had two martinis
each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the
way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the
office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in
mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After
arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the
bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my
friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...

Naked
 
alien amp pharm said:
I think you should give 20K away.....

10K to me
and 10K to whoever the winner is.
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Thats why you shouldn't think. Do something your good at, uh maybe cuddle :rainbow:
 
nycgirl said:
:bigkiss:

Did you forget how to long onto MSN?
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dammit, another blond moment... :worried:

Nope im on now :rose:
 
stilleto said:
was it after you read whatshisname's not-so-witty thing, or just cause it was warm and felt good to do?
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I felt the need to pee'd. Its all warm and wet now.
 
pintoca said:
Out of general principle, and because I do my witticisms everyday, I should get those 10.000K no questions asked...

however, look in your profile (from 3AM this morning, before you decided to create this backstabbing of a thread)
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lol

oops

:(

nice ;)
 
k handouts?


If we had held this contest over the past 30 days, Member gotmilk would have won - here's the top five:

1st: gotmilk Won 136 Times
2nd: Mikus Won 37 Times
3rd: SoreArms Won 33 Times
4th: Deterass Won 23 Times
5th: silverfish Won 23 Times
 
HumanTarget said:
i gave you K before i saw this, so go pour yourself a nice big bowl of Meow Mix........
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But you still wuv me right :qt:
 
Deterass said:
You should give me 10 k because i know how to draw 3D surfaces.:)
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:qt:

ok I even gave you extra to cover the 10% ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
1-900-LEGS-OPEN
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You wouldn't know shit about legs open... last time you witnessed that position you were coming OUT head first.

:verygood:
 
chewyxrage said:
10K? I hit for over 10x that.



10k K?
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lmao

no dood, I was kidding with Deterass

I will give 10,000
 
Frisky said:
You wouldn't know shit about legs open... last time you witnessed that position you were coming OUT head first.

:verygood:
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lmao, I chuckled at that.
 
Its 10,000 so far not many participants... this all ends at 4:30pm central time

you feckers better get to it.

:)
 
HumanTarget said:
i like chicken
i like liver
meow mix meow mix
please dee-liver.....
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lol
 
Frisky said:
Its 10,000 so far not many participants... this all ends at 4:30pm central time

you feckers better get to it.

:)
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I think I should win as not only did I send you an awesome K joke, but I made fun of HH in the same way you did without reading yours first. ;)

Plus I am dead sexy (best fat bastard impression)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I think I should win as not only did I send you an awesome K joke, but I made fun of HH in the same way you did without reading yours first. ;)

Plus I am dead sexy (best fat bastard impression)

Cheers,
Scotsman
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AND your K message made me smile


;)
 
habitualhealth said:
gosh, wow aap, that's a great idea.

did you think reeeeeaaaally hard on that one?

:rolleyes:
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I'll bow staff you in the eyeball!
 
Scotsman said:
Frisky rules!!!!

That's all I have to say about that.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:bigkiss:
 
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