you try to do personal shit on work time?

[binö]

my old favorite was deucing at work first thing, as opposed to doing it at home...good 15 minute waster, plus you can drink company coffee.
currently, my favorite thing is grocery shopping...it's a grey area, so not really shady, but still looks bad...it's about a 35 mile drive for gas and the grocer is right next to it. so i swooop in
discuss

 

[jackangel]

one should always masturbate in the boss's office on tuesdays and thursdays

 

[Dial_tone]

I used to study on work time when I was taking classes. I sit at a desk almost all day so I try to make use of that time somehow - reading, pay bills, study.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Never, I'm all business when I'm at work. Busy busy bee.

 

[chris302001]

when we have large breaks and downtime I tend to harass people via txt message and facebook

 

[stilleto]

i always drink company coffee. for a while i was getting into the habit of buying coffee on the way in, and then i realized that was a time and money waster, since i could just get it there.

also, i have a really good color printer in work, so i use that instead of my printer at home whenever possible.

when my personal laptop needs fixing, i use our IT guys at work, who do it for free (although at my last job i suspect they found some not-so-innocent pictures, but oh well).

 

[PICK3]

Use to fuck off 65 - 75% of the time.

Now I'm busy 100% of time and require overtime.

 

[ortiz34]

I pretty much work for myself, so yeah you name it I do it.
Coppin "Going out on a couple bids, be back in an hour, come back wrecked)

Shoppin
Dr appts
you name it


good thread bino

 

[ponyfitness]

What's work time? I always schedule personal appointments during the day...you can usually get them right away instead of having to wait for all the suckers who have to get off work.

My massage therapist loved me because I would come at dead times and charge me half price.

 

[KillahBee]

Since I work from home now, I routinely:

cook meals for the week
take 20 minute naps
masturbate all over myself
watch 30-60 mins of TV
play playstation (usually on conference calls)
hit the gym
grocery shop

 

[chris302001]

Since I work from home now, I routinely:

cook meals for the week
take 20 minute naps
masturbate all over myself
watch 30-60 mins of TV
play playstation (usually on conference calls)
hit the gym
grocery shop

some one once said something bout this requiring a penis that works.....cant remember who tho

 

[ortiz34]

Since I work from home now, I routinely:

cook meals for the week
take 20 minute naps
masturbate all over myself
watch 30-60 mins of TV
play playstation (usually on conference calls)
hit the gym
grocery shop

Still a raging dork I see

 

[KillahBee]

Still a raging dork I see

correct

 

[Lambruh]

 

[string_bean00]

well I'm laid off so I guess do absolutely everything while being paid, like

masturbate all over myself (I shoot bigger loads than kb)
play a lot of online poker
chew tobacco and spit into mountain dew bottles
watch tv in my underwear
eat pizza