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You think being a vampire would be cool?

From Zero said:
Like when I'm watching a vampire movie, I always wish I was one. I think it would be fun.

I think having to drink blood would be annoying.....having to be all sneaky about it.....
 
wouldn't those big sharp pointy teeth get annoying?
 
you'd be young, good looking and in most cases rich (because they jack all the shit from the rich people they feed on) for eternity. On the other hand, you live for eternity and blood is the only nourishment available.
 
sorearms ur avatar still scares me
 
That would suck living forever though.

But check it out. I'd just go out in the sun or something if I was tired living.


Win win situation ladies and gents.
 
living forever would make the inconvenience of drinking blood worth it.
 
It would be the bomb... first I would get up to like 285 or so, then I would get bitten so I would be the hugest vampire around...

then I would go on a rampage.... I have dreamt about it since I was a kid...

:chomp:
 
Becoming said:
It would be the bomb... first I would get up to like 285 or so, then I would get bitten so I would be the hugest vampire around...

then I would go on a rampage.... I have dreamt about it since I was a kid...

:chomp:

Well hugest next to me that is. 285 heh lightweight. :)

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
From Zero said:
That would suck living forever though.

But check it out. I'd just go out in the sun or something if I was tired living.


Win win situation ladies and gents.
depends n how strong and old a vampire you are

for instance Lestat, from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, tried to kill himself by going out into the sun (he flew straight up toward the sun, until he passed out) but he was so powerfull that he didn't die, he just got a mean ole tan. You could burn for sure though, so you could always set yourself on fire.
 
Scotsman said:
Well hugest next to me that is. 285 heh lightweight. :)

I just threw out 285 as an idea... I am sure I could get bigger...

If I did find a vampire, I would stop being natty right away... I would go on a huge tren/test cycle then make the gains PERMANENT :EVIL:
 
From Zero said:
Like when I'm watching a vampire movie, I always wish I was one. I think it would be fun.
I think the same thing, every time...
 
I have always wanted to be a vampire. I'm pretty pale like all the time so I'm practically half way there already. You should see me wearing a cape too. I want to use the word "tantalizing" to describe me in a cape, but I feel it lacks conviction.
 
Nathan said:
I have always wanted to be a vampire. I'm pretty pale like all the time so I'm practically half way there already. You should see me wearing a cape too. I want to use the word "tantalizing" to describe me in a cape, but I feel it lacks conviction.

Do you think vampires would like 'gina blood? I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I were a vampire, I probably would, but would you?
 
Yeah, I always thought that would be cool too. Plus, I'm already a biter. My wifes says she hates it, but I know deep down she loves it. I bite her all the time. Only drawn blood once or twice though.
 
Do you want to be a vampire for the imortality and power or for the blood?
 
PIGEON-RAT said:
Do you think vampires would like 'gina blood? I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I were a vampire, I probably would, but would you?

So, what you're saying is that despite the fact that you pack ass as a regular human, you would not discriminate when it comes to feeding?
As for myself, I think I would probably go about picking up women and then feeding off of them when I got them alone. I'd die of starvation in the first week probably, but that would still be my tactic I bet.
 
SoreArms said:
depends n how strong and old a vampire you are

for instance Lestat, from Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, tried to kill himself by going out into the sun (he flew straight up toward the sun, until he passed out) but he was so powerfull that he didn't die, he just got a mean ole tan. You could burn for sure though, so you could always set yourself on fire.


Word. Vampire life is very deppressing. you are all alone for eternity, trapped between heaven and hell. Read the Vamp chronicles
 
Gambino said:
Word. Vampire life is very deppressing. you are all alone for eternity, trapped between heaven and hell. Read the Vamp chronicles
I'd still take it!
 
I love vampires. It would be very cool, aside from the aspect of being evil to the core. The power and grace would be so awesome. Plus, if you go by the Blade movies then you would have raves to go to and pull some wool. Those vamps didn't seem too disappointed with their lives. The drinking blood thing would be strange at first but It is also portrayed in a very sexual manner in the books and movies so it could be cool too. It is supposed to be very sentual for the person being bitten, given it is voluntary.
 
nah vampires have too many problems like running in their castles tryin' to escape the rising sun. blood thirsty all the time and too ugly that their reflection always run away. rather be agent smith tho.
 
There are so many types of vampire's these days. You have the "weak" brutes from Buffy the vampyre slayer, no special powers, except heightened senses and extra strenght. And then there is the more sophisticated vampires from the Anne Rice novels, with more superlike powers ranging from superspeed, telepathy and flying.
And of course the most famous of them all, Count Dracula, who could walk in daylight, control the elements, shapeshift and last but not least, seduce Winona Ryder. I like the last ability best.
 
ringperm said:
It takes more than a bite to be infected and turned, and besides vampire's don't feed on bodybuilders anyway.

Says who?


Filmakers and a few notable modern horror writers have dicked with the original legends so much that there are no fixed rules for vampires anymore. Going way back to the original supersitions several hundred years ago, vampires were living humans that were posessed by demons. Invariably the person's murderous behavior would be found out and the posessed person killed. This however wouldnt kill the demon itself, which would reaminate the person's now dead body to continue it's killing. Around 1810 a Frenchman who's name escapes me right now wrote a fairly popular play, the Vampyre, which ressurected the old eastern European myths. Then the Irish cat Stoker invented a lot of stuff that he added to the legend which went on to heavily influence Hollywood's idea of a Vampire for a long while.

In the '60's English film studio Hammer introduced the idea of the beautiful, sexy vampire in order to revive interest in the vampire idea. Horror authors and filmmakers jumped on that idea pretty quickly too.

Depending on what you watch or who you read sometimes the vampire is inhumanly strong and fast, sometimes not so much, sometimes beautiful, sometimes it actually is a decaying corpse that uses something like hypnosis to project an image of youth, sometimes it is the haunted victim of a curse, sometimes a bloodlusting monster.
 
anya said:
Says who?


Filmakers and a few notable modern horror writers have dicked with the original legends so much that there are no fixed rules for vampires anymore. Going way back to the original supersitions several hundred years ago, vampires were living humans that were posessed by demons. Invariably the person's murderous behavior would be found out and the posessed person killed. This however wouldnt kill the demon itself, which would reaminate the person's now dead body to continue it's killing. Around 1810 a Frenchman who's name escapes me right now wrote a fairly popular play, the Vampyre, which ressurected the old eastern European myths. Then the Irish cat Stoker invented a lot of stuff that he added to the legend which went on to heavily influence Hollywood's idea of a Vampire for a long while.

In the '60's English film studio Hammer introduced the idea of the beautiful, sexy vampire in order to revive interest in the vampire idea. Horror authors and filmmakers jumped on that idea pretty quickly too.

Depending on what you watch or who you read sometimes the vampire is inhumanly strong and fast, sometimes not so much, sometimes beautiful, sometimes it actually is a decaying corpse that uses something like hypnosis to project an image of youth, sometimes it is the haunted victim of a curse, sometimes a bloodlusting monster.

Your in depth knowledge of vampires is either really scary or really sexy ... i'm still deciding. ;)
 
I'd like to be a vamp like Jim Carey's character in "Once Bitten". I'd drive an ice cream truck looking for chicks in bikini's, bring them around back and offer them my *Bomb Pop*.
 
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