I just saw a peirced girl have serious problems blowing her nose. Does yoru wife hold a tissue over the hole or plug it up with her finger or something?
I had a buddy in college, swear this is true, he actually believed that women did not have bowel movements. Telling him this was like telling a 6 year old there is no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny.
Speaking of Santa Clause, I took my family to the mall on Saturday. Mrs. Satan needed to get bigger shirts and bras for the new tits. Hey you can't put 5000 dollar tits in a 5 dollar bra right. Well back to the original point, we are at the check out and my 10 year old daughter announces that she no longer believes in Santa Clause. The cashier looked up in horror. I said well if you don't believe in Santa Clause Christmas is over for you. She said no it's not. I believe that you are Santa Clause and I believe in you Daddy. Emphasis on Daddy. Where do the girls go to learn this technique?