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You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your junior prom had a daycare.
You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen start your engines."
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,depending on how much gas is in it.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home.
You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your junior prom had a daycare.
You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,"Gentlemen start your engines."
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,depending on how much gas is in it.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home.
You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty
