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61. You can count by “45’s” up to 2000,……………even while drunk.
62. You know that a hip sled isn’t used in the snow.
63. You have to stay downstairs for 2 days after doing legs.
64. Your friends call you “FREAK”.
65. You wear jewelry with dumb bells and plates on them.
66. You have realized that you will now have to eat like this for as long as you want to stay this big.
67. You tend to buy smallish shirts.
68. Your workout shorts are almost “Daisy Dukes”.
69. It seems that because of competitions, you travel more than you are home.
70. The middle of your chest has grown together and is now one huge pec
muscle.
71. Your torso resembles a flying “V” guitar.
72. You always wear shorts under your pants just in case you have to flex a front quad pose.
73. You cut the sleeves off of all of your shirts.
74. Your hands are more callused than a bricklayer.
75. Your traps require you to buy extra long shirts.
76. You know that “Amino” isn’t a Spanish word for friend.
77. You have memorized all of the Branch Chain Amino Acid (BCAA) names and their correct spellings.
78. The gym you go to has dumb bells up to 150 pounds.
79. You constantly write to Bodybuilding magazines.
80. They have published your questions or comments in #79.
81. Your butt is as hard as your biceps.
82. You do or would lift at the airport gym if your delay was more than 2 hrs.
83. You can’t drive after your leg workout.
84. You no longer worry about HOW MUCH you can lift.
85. You have several book cases full of old Bodybuilding magazines.
86. Getting “ripped” for you does not include drugs or alcohol.
87. The bar bends as you mount it when doing heavy squats.
88. You load 45’s when doing curls.
89. You have seen stars while doing heavy leg presses.
90. You know that your only 2 choices are vanilla or chocolate.
91. You can’t pose for a picture without pushing your tricep against your lat.
92. You flex and over dramatize your hand gestures as you give somebody
directions.
93. You are the only one who uses the squat rack for squats.
94. You tend to wear shorts on cold days.
95. You can’t understand why people ask you to see your biceps and then
ask you how much you bench. How about, let me see your chest and
how much can you bench, or let me see your biceps and how much can
curl.
96. You have protruding veins on body parts that never use to be there.
97. Your food taste like card board.
98. You have a personalized weight belt.
99. You need wrist straps on all pulling movements.
100. You wish “ALL” body parts grew from lifting.
101. You complain or don’t complain that there are too many half naked
woman in Bodybuilding magazines.
102. You now do squats and dead lifts.
103. You drink about 1 gallon of milk a day.
104. You drink more than 1 gallons of milk a day.
105. You ask for 18 packs of peanuts when you are flying.
106. You cook chicken by the box.
107. You spend more times per day in the bathroom than…………..?
108. You own a copy of the movie “Pumping Iron”.
109. You were in “Pumping Iron”.
110. You wish you had never gotten all those tatoos when you were younger.
111. You set aside 1 hour a day to shave.
112. You have more serration’s than a window blind.
113. The local gym go’ers refer to you as “That huge guy”.
114. All of your short sleeve shirts stop between your upper bicep and your delt.
115. Your honeymoon consisted of VIP tickets to a major Bodybuilding
competition.
116. Your Just……. Not……… Quite……. big or shredded enough yet.
117. Your kitchen counter is lined with buckets of whey protein.
118. You warm up with more weight than most people work out with.
119. Thank goodness for “Grilled”
120. People are always asking you, “What do you do for your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ “.
121. You say to yourself, “Man am I big”.
123. You have more stretch marks than a slinky.
124. Your buddy has to hand you dumb bells one at a time for benching.
125. You don’t know why the heavy dumb bells are always on the opposite side of the rack from where the benches are that you use.
126. You weigh yourself several times a day.
127. People insist that you are on roids even though you aren’t.
128. You lift more than 20,000 pounds combined on leg day.
129. Your workout now consists of more than just curls and bench.
130. You keep a daily food diary.
131. You set your alarm at night so you can get up and make protein shakes.
132. You lift while on vacation.
133. You drop more than 25 pounds for a competition.
134. (F) You have a Bodybuilder as a husband or boyfriend.
135. You own almost every Bodybuilding “Encyclopedia” made
136. You believe the SQUAT is the “King” of all exercises.
137. You know that a “Tear Drop” isn’t from being emotional.
138. You know that “Quad Sweep” isn’t a four sided broom.
139. You want steroids legalized.
140. You don’t want steroids legalized. \
141. You know that a “Lat Spread” isn’t a Spanish dinner festival.
142. Your chest is bigger than your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend.
143. You pose several times as you shave and brush your teeth.
144. You hang out at the local gym café drinking protein shakes after your
workouts.
145. Your best buddy is a meat cutter at your local super market.
146. You hit the “Most Muscular Pose” every time you pass the hallway mirror.
147. Your rib cage is as big as an elephant.
148. You can no longer squat as your knees are now “bone on bone”.
149. You have ground all of the enamel off of your teeth.
150. Your doctor takes blood samples from your bicep veins.
151. Your necklace disappears when you flex your pec muscles.
152. You can now make your pec muscles “Dance”.
153. You carry around a flexible tape measure where ever you go.
154. You would go bankrupt if you had to buy your own 45lb. plates
to do leg presses.
155. You wonder why the gym doesn’t stack more 45lb. plates next
to the leg press machine.
156. You have a portrait of yourself flexing a “Rear Double Bicep” pose
on your office desk.
157. You realized that competition placings don’t pay enough.
158. You have guest posed for somebody other than yourself.
159. You’re a cut, shredded, massive, barbarick 300lb. bodybuilder
and you claim you’ve never used steroids.
160. Your wrist watch alarm is set to go off every three hours to eat.
62. You know that a hip sled isn’t used in the snow.
63. You have to stay downstairs for 2 days after doing legs.
64. Your friends call you “FREAK”.
65. You wear jewelry with dumb bells and plates on them.
66. You have realized that you will now have to eat like this for as long as you want to stay this big.
67. You tend to buy smallish shirts.
68. Your workout shorts are almost “Daisy Dukes”.
69. It seems that because of competitions, you travel more than you are home.
70. The middle of your chest has grown together and is now one huge pec
muscle.
71. Your torso resembles a flying “V” guitar.
72. You always wear shorts under your pants just in case you have to flex a front quad pose.
73. You cut the sleeves off of all of your shirts.
74. Your hands are more callused than a bricklayer.
75. Your traps require you to buy extra long shirts.
76. You know that “Amino” isn’t a Spanish word for friend.
77. You have memorized all of the Branch Chain Amino Acid (BCAA) names and their correct spellings.
78. The gym you go to has dumb bells up to 150 pounds.
79. You constantly write to Bodybuilding magazines.
80. They have published your questions or comments in #79.
81. Your butt is as hard as your biceps.
82. You do or would lift at the airport gym if your delay was more than 2 hrs.
83. You can’t drive after your leg workout.
84. You no longer worry about HOW MUCH you can lift.
85. You have several book cases full of old Bodybuilding magazines.
86. Getting “ripped” for you does not include drugs or alcohol.
87. The bar bends as you mount it when doing heavy squats.
88. You load 45’s when doing curls.
89. You have seen stars while doing heavy leg presses.
90. You know that your only 2 choices are vanilla or chocolate.
91. You can’t pose for a picture without pushing your tricep against your lat.
92. You flex and over dramatize your hand gestures as you give somebody
directions.
93. You are the only one who uses the squat rack for squats.
94. You tend to wear shorts on cold days.
95. You can’t understand why people ask you to see your biceps and then
ask you how much you bench. How about, let me see your chest and
how much can you bench, or let me see your biceps and how much can
curl.
96. You have protruding veins on body parts that never use to be there.
97. Your food taste like card board.
98. You have a personalized weight belt.
99. You need wrist straps on all pulling movements.
100. You wish “ALL” body parts grew from lifting.
101. You complain or don’t complain that there are too many half naked
woman in Bodybuilding magazines.
102. You now do squats and dead lifts.
103. You drink about 1 gallon of milk a day.
104. You drink more than 1 gallons of milk a day.
105. You ask for 18 packs of peanuts when you are flying.
106. You cook chicken by the box.
107. You spend more times per day in the bathroom than…………..?
108. You own a copy of the movie “Pumping Iron”.
109. You were in “Pumping Iron”.
110. You wish you had never gotten all those tatoos when you were younger.
111. You set aside 1 hour a day to shave.
112. You have more serration’s than a window blind.
113. The local gym go’ers refer to you as “That huge guy”.
114. All of your short sleeve shirts stop between your upper bicep and your delt.
115. Your honeymoon consisted of VIP tickets to a major Bodybuilding
competition.
116. Your Just……. Not……… Quite……. big or shredded enough yet.
117. Your kitchen counter is lined with buckets of whey protein.
118. You warm up with more weight than most people work out with.
119. Thank goodness for “Grilled”
120. People are always asking you, “What do you do for your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ “.
121. You say to yourself, “Man am I big”.
123. You have more stretch marks than a slinky.
124. Your buddy has to hand you dumb bells one at a time for benching.
125. You don’t know why the heavy dumb bells are always on the opposite side of the rack from where the benches are that you use.
126. You weigh yourself several times a day.
127. People insist that you are on roids even though you aren’t.
128. You lift more than 20,000 pounds combined on leg day.
129. Your workout now consists of more than just curls and bench.
130. You keep a daily food diary.
131. You set your alarm at night so you can get up and make protein shakes.
132. You lift while on vacation.
133. You drop more than 25 pounds for a competition.
134. (F) You have a Bodybuilder as a husband or boyfriend.
135. You own almost every Bodybuilding “Encyclopedia” made
136. You believe the SQUAT is the “King” of all exercises.
137. You know that a “Tear Drop” isn’t from being emotional.
138. You know that “Quad Sweep” isn’t a four sided broom.
139. You want steroids legalized.
140. You don’t want steroids legalized. \
141. You know that a “Lat Spread” isn’t a Spanish dinner festival.
142. Your chest is bigger than your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend.
143. You pose several times as you shave and brush your teeth.
144. You hang out at the local gym café drinking protein shakes after your
workouts.
145. Your best buddy is a meat cutter at your local super market.
146. You hit the “Most Muscular Pose” every time you pass the hallway mirror.
147. Your rib cage is as big as an elephant.
148. You can no longer squat as your knees are now “bone on bone”.
149. You have ground all of the enamel off of your teeth.
150. Your doctor takes blood samples from your bicep veins.
151. Your necklace disappears when you flex your pec muscles.
152. You can now make your pec muscles “Dance”.
153. You carry around a flexible tape measure where ever you go.
154. You would go bankrupt if you had to buy your own 45lb. plates
to do leg presses.
155. You wonder why the gym doesn’t stack more 45lb. plates next
to the leg press machine.
156. You have a portrait of yourself flexing a “Rear Double Bicep” pose
on your office desk.
157. You realized that competition placings don’t pay enough.
158. You have guest posed for somebody other than yourself.
159. You’re a cut, shredded, massive, barbarick 300lb. bodybuilder
and you claim you’ve never used steroids.
160. Your wrist watch alarm is set to go off every three hours to eat.
