You know you're fat when.........

[JayC9]

...people make King Kong stomping sounds as you walk around.

 

[PICK3]

When the owner of the local Chinese food buffet says to you, "you no come back".

 

[biteme]

I see bitches every day that make me look little. This is the era of obesity. People with asses that weigh 200 lbs.

 

[PICK3]

I see bitches every day that make me look little. This is the era of obesity. People with asses that weigh 200 lbs.

What pisses me off is when parents over feed their kids just to shut them up.

 

[silverbackn]

shutup its a thyroid problem

(werent you voted wittiest student in berrydinkyville high or something? what happened since then? are you depressed? theres drugs for that...)

LMAO at thyroid problem! Do you know what the most feared animal in all the land is? Yes, my friends it's the Berryville Bobcat! Yes, I was voted wittiest......I tried to think of something witty right here and couldn't.

 

[bullett]

Someone says...sh'es not fat she's just "big boned"...NO YOUR FAT!! Put the fork down!

Exactly...

 

[bigmann245]

you have to get your dog to clean your ass after you shit cause you cant reach it...

 

[covergrl80]

When your picture keeps falling off the wall.

 

[The Shadow]

you get out of the shower, dry off, and then bend over to grab your clothes and wtaer pours from your belly button

 

[silverbackn]

When your picture keeps falling off the wall.

LMAO!