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You know you're a bodybuilder when...

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Stan O'Zolol

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...the empty tuna can on top of your MuscleMag is filled with syringe wrappers, used needles, alcohol swabs, and empty vials of deca.
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When the day after squatting you feel intitled to skip the University garage and half-mile walk to class, parking instead in a handicapped spot.

Note: campus police just don't seem to understand though
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When walking past parked cars, you tend to look in the windows to see a reflection of yourself.
 
You have a dog named "Met-Rx."

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Backstage, '75 Olympia:

Serge Nubret, "I look like I can take you."

Arnold, "Keep looking."
 
you skip your last class of the day so you have enough time to work out before going to work.
 
when you visit chat board with all kind of messed up people, just to get some advice on how to drink winny

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THE NORWEGIAN FREIGHT TRAIN

"Pain, is just weakness leaving your body"

"...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica

"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

"Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray

"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock

"Intensity builds immensity" - Kevin Levrone
 
When you skip the 2 morning classes just to get the 10 hours of sleep...

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"biggest asshole on elite"

DAMN, this is bad for my ego!!!
 
When you're about to let go a huge protein fart and you ask those around you for their preference...."Egg or Tuna? Call the ball!"

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"It ain't the years honey, its the mileage."
 
When you are in the bathroom at work flexing in the mirror and a coworker walks in and you try to play it off like you are just checking to see if your shirt is tucked in ok.

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-KrazyK-
 
When you can't afford to pay bills or rent, but somehow manage to fork over $1000/month on food, supplements, and gear.

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OKIE
 
When you constantly write down cycles for your dog, cause you want him to look more like you. (I've done this so many times)
 
You buy your grandma wrist straps for Christmas.

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Backstage, '75 Olympia:

Serge Nubret, "I look like I can take you."

Arnold, "Keep looking."
 
You reach down to tie your shoes but can't because your humongous Quads are in the way
 
When you'll make your girlfriend wait 3 months to see you because you're not in the shape you want to be in.
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lol frackle i am guilty of that

how about....u know ur a BB when you go to see the doc and he wants to give u a shot and u tell him to shoot in the right delt cuz thats next in rotation

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-The best is never over, the best is never gone.
Always new beginings, the best is yet to be.
 
When you take it up the ass to buy gear...

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"biggest asshole on elite"

DAMN, this is bad for my ego!!!
 
Originally posted by underguy77:

when you go to see the doc and he wants to give u a shot and u tell him to shoot in the right delt cuz thats next in rotation
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LOL!!!



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Backstage, '75 Olympia:

Serge Nubret, "I look like I can take you."

Arnold, "Keep looking."
 
you have little yelow post its around your screen in work, with this written on them:

400 6 500
400 6 500
400 6 500
400 6 500
400 8 500
400 8 500
300 6 500
300 6 500

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"I'd eat a kilo of shit if i thought it would give me bigger muscles"-Arnold
 
You constantly Knock things over or your shoulders hit walls because your not used to manuevering after they've been worked out and swollen.
 
You constantly Knock things over or your shoulders hit walls because your not used to manuevering after they've been worked out and swollen. And the thing about the someone ask what day and you answer body part. lol.
 
Originally posted by Inquest:
You constantly Knock things over or your shoulders hit walls because your not used to manuevering after they've been worked out and swollen. And the thing about the someone ask what day and you answer body part. lol.
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HAHA, that's me, I am always walking around corners slamming my shoulders into file cabinets because I forget they keep getting wider so I need to give myself more room.



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-KrazyK-
 
You have a full length mirror in your house and when you look at yourself through it, you try to find the best lighting to stand under. You can look at yourself in the mirror and feel good about your body and what it looks like, then 2 hours later you can be looking at yourself in the same mirror and feel that you dont look as good!
 
You feel like kickin the old guy's ass who jumped on your bench while you were gettin a drink of water.

This is the funniest post since "the strangest people in the gym" post. This should be a book!!!!

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"You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter
And if you knew what's good just shut up and beg." Slipknot
 
Originally posted by lunatic calm:

This is the funniest post since "the strangest people in the gym" post. This should be a book!!!!
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there were 2 topics called "you know you're hardcore when..." they both got about 100 replies and they were hilarious! use he search, you might find them in archieves.
 
When you turn down pussy or a bj to get to the gym....I've done that only a few times.



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"Piloti ufficiali, no?"
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...protein bars become "a treat."

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Backstage, '75 Olympia:

Serge Nubret, "I look like I can take you."

Arnold, "Keep looking."
 
:rolleyes: wombat is right i hate that feeling,ill be in a good mood making my mind think i look good then i walk by the same mirror later and be like fuck im fat and out of shape
 
when you go out to your girls house for a few hours, you bring 2 meals and 1 protein shake with you.


you have protein bars hidden all over your car, in case you get stuck in traffic and cant get to real food.
 
- when hot girls want to go out with you, but you are broke from buying protein and juice :(

- when my buddy popped a blood vessel in his eye when squating.

- when you see other juice heads and tell your friends ecxactly what kind of gear he is on.

- when you feel proud when someone remarks on your weight gain.

- when the bouncers bow their heads when you come in the club.


- WHEN YOU ARE POSTING IN AN ANABOLIC FORUM WHAT MAKES YOU A HARDCORE BODYBUILDER. :(
 
When you plan your body part days so you are the least sore on the night you will let the boyfriend stay overnight.

- You know you are a body builder w/ an upcoming comp when you seriously consider buying some Depends because it hurts too much to get up and walk to the bathroom when nature calls.
 
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when you get a doctors note to eat in class so you can get in all those cals when bulking
 
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KrazyK said:
When you are in the bathroom at work flexing in the mirror and a coworker walks in and you try to play it off like you are just checking to see if your shirt is tucked in ok.

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-KrazyK-
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Guilty!! :o
 
- You know you are a body builder w/ an upcoming comp when you seriously consider buying some Depends because it hurts too much to get up and walk to the bathroom when nature calls.
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Bahaaha.

- when you feel proud when someone remarks on your weight gain.
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for true.

. . . and i would like to add

You know you're a BB when you'll sit there and watch your friends get stupid drunk and refuse any drinks coming your way and play it off that you're the designated driver even though you all walked over to the pub from your houses.
 
Garza said:
You're right bicep is noticably larger than your left due to continuously chugging gallons of water.
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LOL, this was the funniest one! Yeah right Garza, chugging water....more like widdling your wood!!!:D
 
when your making out with your girlfriend, you hear the words 'has more protein and less fat than all other brands' emanating from the tv, you pull away, ears pricked, only to discover its an ad for cat food.
 
You know you're a bodybuilder when your school suspends you if you eat ANYWHERE on campus other than the caf @ lunch hours, so you are forced to eat in the bathroom stall when your stall neighbor is taking a dump. Anything to get the protein in when on a low budget ! He then complains, "Damn, what's that tuna smell there buddy?"

YOu know when you're a bodybuilder when you're going on a family trip to a fancy vacation in the middle of winter to a fancy sunny island, and because you are still cutting, you bring a whole bag filled with tuna, oatmeal, whole wheat bread, whey, maltodextrin, and ecas ; you base your whole week's diet on that and have to watch your family eat awesome great looking dishes while you gobble your tuna can with a tbsp or 2 of olive oil you ordered. All the fancy rich couples eye ball me in disgust.

You know when you're a bodybuilder when even if you're going on a 12 hour trip across the atlantic, you bring a backpack FILLED with tuna cans to get your protein. When you arrive and meet your family, you say "wait up, I have to go the bathroom ;" you take your bag with you to the bathroom, and open a can of tuna after waiting in line for an empty stall in the airport bathroom. I open the tuna can, and it explodes because of the pressure it suffered at 35000 feet in the air and it lands on the stall beside you. THe guy in that stall screams in anger, but you mindlessly continue eating the tuna. Once you exit, ppl complain because you left the toilet rim filled with tuna, and security is called for "vandalism." My excuse, to get my protein.

You know when you're a bodybuilder, when you'll do anything for your food.
 
When you get confronted in the gym parking lot by a cute girl that offers the prospect of having a 3some if you will hop in her car and go back to her place and skip working out, and you PASS, because it is chest day, and you feel strong that day and don't wanna pass up a great workout...............(true story....kinda sad now that I think back on it.....I still kick myself for that one)
 
... you continue to chug protein powder mixed with water for "Meal 3" when you have to hold your nose you hate it so much, just because "its a great source of protein and l-glutamine, and has zero carbs".

... when you just don't care what your food tastes like anymore. Just as long as you are getting your 350 g of protein / day.


... Tuna w/ mustard anyone?
 
... when the only guys who ask you out anymore are the ones who "really like to get beat up by muscular girls"....
 
When you have to squirt shampoo on the wall in the shower and then rub your head back and forth real fast on the wall because the pumps in you biceps won't let you reach your head.
 
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