You know your libido is on the shnide when...

[Freak Show]

you've only masturbated once or twice a week.

damn deca.

Oh well, I'm not fuckin a whole lot anywho. its amazing how much more you can concentrate on little things like listening and work when sex isn't clouding every thought. Last week i finally learned to read. Silver lining type thing i guess.

 

[vinylgroover]

hahaha, yeah but reading's overrated isn't it.

 

[smallmovesal]

what he *neglected* to mention was that he learned to "read" the centerfold in playboy. needless to say, negligible test levels made him close the magazine shortly after opening it... so he didn't get too far.

 

[Freak Show]

so he didn't get too far.

very similar to my real sex life.
actually, while i still love beautiful women, they just don't have the same affect on me as they once did. i sorta look right through em and think, "hmmm. I should be thinking about ripping off panties with my teeth and mounting her like a rented mule." but i'm not. Instead, I'm wondering, "did i lock the door?"maybe its a good thing so i'm not such a putz around them. of course, i once thought masturbating to Riki Lake was a good thing.

 

[casavant]

A juice-induced low sex drive is a weird thing to deal with when you're used to being a complete horndog 24/7.