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> You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different
> organizations.
>
>Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
>
>You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
>
>You learn about your layoff on the news.
>
>Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>
>Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
> developing countries' gross national products combined.
>
>It's dark when you drive to and from work.
>
>Communication is something your section is having problems with.
>
>You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
>
>Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
>
>Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."
>
>You're already late on the work task you just got.
>
>You work 200 hours for a $ 100 bonus check.
>
>"Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get
>every
> January.
>
>Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers".
>
>Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you
>receive
> them.
>
>You have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.
>
>You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
>
>During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social
>activity,
> your co-workers outnumber your family members.
>
>"Shopping" is something you do in the duty-free.
>
>You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals
> because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the HR
> Department was outsourced last month.
>
>Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best
>jokes.
>
>You read this entire list and understood it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different
> organizations.
>
>Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
>
>You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
>
>You learn about your layoff on the news.
>
>Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>
>Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
> developing countries' gross national products combined.
>
>It's dark when you drive to and from work.
>
>Communication is something your section is having problems with.
>
>You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
>
>Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
>
>Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the hospital."
>
>You're already late on the work task you just got.
>
>You work 200 hours for a $ 100 bonus check.
>
>"Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get
>every
> January.
>
>Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with computers".
>
>Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you
>receive
> them.
>
>You have every "Cup-A-Soup" brand known to man in your desk drawer.
>
>You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
>
>During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social
>activity,
> your co-workers outnumber your family members.
>
>"Shopping" is something you do in the duty-free.
>
>You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals
> because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the HR
> Department was outsourced last month.
>
>Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost your best
>jokes.
>
>You read this entire list and understood it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
