You know you work at a laid back place when..

[silverstar1025]

Your boss hires a male stripper as a going away funny surprise to come visit your office during a lunch party. I love where I work. Everyone here is so freaking laid back and we can say and do anything without people getting offended.

I think hubby is secretly jealous. He keeps making retarded comments about the stripper coming today. He is undercover jealous. lol

 

[hog#head#cheese]

If you guys tip properly he might service everyone as well,just sayin

 

[silverstar1025]

If you guys tip properly he might service everyone as well,just sayin

lol! You know this may sound weird, but I would rather see female strippers. I am not into male strippers.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Nuttin weird about it I love a good woman who appreciates a titty bar

 

[EnderJE]

lol! You know this may sound weird, but I would rather see female strippers. I am not into male strippers.

Thread of the week material right here!

 

[silverstar1025]

Guys just shaking their junk on you and stuff that is probably stuffed anyway is just not sexy to me. The female body is much more sexy. Now I love men I am not a lesbo, but when it comes to dancing. The male dancers do nothing for me. I don't know why my hubby is secretly jealous. lol I am not even looking forward to it I just think it is going to be funny as hell to see the look on the woman's face when this guy comes in.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I had a boss once that would send escorts to your desk for full service for large accounts depending on the quality of the account determined the whore 200.00 to 1500.00 hookers were the norm needless to say people worked VERY hard

 

[silverstar1025]

I had a boss once that would send escorts to your desk for full service for large accounts depending on the quality of the account determined the whore 200.00 to 1500.00 hookers were the norm needless to say people worked VERY hard

Are you serious? DANG!

 

[EnderJE]

I had a boss once that would send escorts to your desk for full service for large accounts depending on the quality of the account determined the whore 200.00 to 1500.00 hookers were the norm needless to say people worked VERY hard

Wow. Where do you work?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I was a stockbroker in the mid 90's money was very disposable at the time

 

[drsketch]

Maybe your boss wants to see a male stripper?

But yeah thats a cool place to work, nice to get away from all the corp bs

 

[silverstar1025]

Maybe your boss wants to see a male stripper?

But yeah thats a cool place to work, nice to get away from all the corp bs

You know it's funny I was telling my hubby that. This is the second time she has done the lets trick a worker and bring in a stripper thing. She has been divorced and singled for like 20 yrs so I think she just makes excuses to do this because she wants to see the men. lol

 

[drsketch]

Pitch in and get her a male hooker to give her some dick.

 

[Smurfy]

Guys just shaking their junk on you and stuff that is probably stuffed anyway is just not sexy to me. The female body is much more sexy. Now I love men I am not a lesbo, but when it comes to dancing. The male dancers do nothing for me. I don't know why my hubby is secretly jealous. lol I am not even looking forward to it I just think it is going to be funny as hell to see the look on the woman's face when this guy comes in.

+1

 

[silverstar1025]

+1

Smurfy knows what I am talking about!

 

[silverstar1025]

Pitch in and get her a male hooker to give her some dick.

hahhahaha I know!

 

[timtim]

do male strippers whip out their junk and smack hoes in the face with it? or is it a thong and some ass crack in the face type thing?

 

[silverstar1025]

do male strippers whip out their junk and smack hoes in the face with it? or is it a thong and some ass crack in the face type thing?

I believe just a thong. Stay tuned and I will let you know all about it in a couple of hours.

 

[rudeboyja]

Death Star...

 

[silverstar1025]

OMG Wow males stippers are bad bad bad!!

 

[timtim]

OMG Wow males stippers are bad bad bad!!

does that mean hog in the face?

 

[silverstar1025]

does that mean hog in the face?

Well not with me, but crazy stuff with the other lady. He did a back bend and had his face planted in her va jay jay. Among other things he did. WOW

 

[timtim]

Well not with me, but crazy stuff with the other lady. He did a back bend and had his face planted in her va jay jay. Among other things he did. WOW

was it a turn on? or gross for you?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Anyone get piped?

 

[silverstar1025]

was it a turn on? or gross for you?

Male strippers don't turn me on they are gross to me. I will say though that guy was really hot. I ran away and wouldn't let him perform for me. He was so hot I would have felt dirty like I cheated if he grinded on me. lol

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Male strippers don't turn me on they are gross to me. I will say though that guy was really hot. I ran away and wouldn't let him perform for me. He was so hot I would have felt dirty like I cheated if he grinded on me. lol

Yeah right your probably holding up a 10 right now waving big daddy over

 

[timtim]

Male strippers don't turn me on they are gross to me. I will say though that guy was really hot. I ran away and wouldn't let him perform for me. He was so hot I would have felt dirty like I cheated if he grinded on me. lol

good for you. women with morals and class are hard to find. many are pigs in sheeps clothing.

 

[silverstar1025]

Yeah right your probably holding up a 10 right now waving big daddy over

lol!! Yeah right! I threw him a quarter and ran.

 

[DannoMight]

im in love with a stripper.....

 

[billfred]

Male strippers don't turn me on they are gross to me. I will say though that guy was really hot. I ran away and wouldn't let him perform for me. He was so hot I would have felt dirty like I cheated if he grinded on me. lol

So did he whip it out or not.

Give us the sausage report.

 

[silverstar1025]

So did he whip it out or not.

Give us the sausage report.

lol no! He did put the ladies hands down the back of his boy shorts though so she could feel his butt.

 

[DannoMight]

i have a partially striated butt

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Hey silverstar you might wanna hit atm on the way home Im sure your light on cash right now

 

[silverstar1025]

Hey silverstar you might wanna hit atm on the way home Im sure your light on cash right now

lol yeah right! I will just save my bills and go to the club with my hubby.