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slickdadd
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Well in my case, they actually did. I am pretty jaded. Here I thought that was just an aloof statement such as the tooth fairy or Santa Claus, but next thing I know, the bed bugs are biting. Where do I go from here? Is Santa Claus really kickin it up in Canada somewhere with the Easter Bunny and the Sandman?
But yeah anyway, so I have been getting random bug bites the past week or so, and more and more each day. I started noticing the new bites were appearing when I woke up, and they were different than your run of the mill mosquito bite, because they were kinda rash-like and swollen at the surface. So I did some research, talked to a couple of people, and heard the suggestion it could actually be bed bugs. So I come home the other day and rip apart my bed and sure enough, tucked away in a lot of the folds of the bed and cracks of the mattress are little bugs that have been feasting on my blood over the past weeks. They are little brown flat like fuckers that sleep during the day and come out at night to eat blood. So you don't see them unless you happen to catch them biting you for the 10 minutes they do. How great is that? Not much better then sleeping amongst a colony of bugs eating you throughout the night.
Needless to say when I found the bugs nestled in their cracks peacefully sleeping, I went all Ninja on them and personally kicked each one's ass to the doorstep of death. I pile drivered some, knocked a pair's two heads together, round house kicked one into another bug henceforth knocking both down, and threw one into some trashcans. They never saw it coming. Genocide a la bed bug.
But yeah anyway, so I have been getting random bug bites the past week or so, and more and more each day. I started noticing the new bites were appearing when I woke up, and they were different than your run of the mill mosquito bite, because they were kinda rash-like and swollen at the surface. So I did some research, talked to a couple of people, and heard the suggestion it could actually be bed bugs. So I come home the other day and rip apart my bed and sure enough, tucked away in a lot of the folds of the bed and cracks of the mattress are little bugs that have been feasting on my blood over the past weeks. They are little brown flat like fuckers that sleep during the day and come out at night to eat blood. So you don't see them unless you happen to catch them biting you for the 10 minutes they do. How great is that? Not much better then sleeping amongst a colony of bugs eating you throughout the night.
Needless to say when I found the bugs nestled in their cracks peacefully sleeping, I went all Ninja on them and personally kicked each one's ass to the doorstep of death. I pile drivered some, knocked a pair's two heads together, round house kicked one into another bug henceforth knocking both down, and threw one into some trashcans. They never saw it coming. Genocide a la bed bug.
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