You know it's time to come off when....

[supertech69]

You chase a guy several miles out of your way trying to get him to pull over so you can kick his ass for giving you the bird! The funniest thing was when I got beside him & told him to pull over so I could jam his finger up his fat ass & this short fat bastard responded while puffing on a cigarette waiting to die of a heartattack with "lay off the steroids psycho". At that point I just started laughing, backed off then headed home. Then my GF called & asked where I was, I was like ummmmm....chasing a guy down the road so I can kick his ass.LOL Yeah, it's definately time to come off!

 

[liquidmuscle]

i do the same thing its just it usually happens when my chick is w/me and she constantly is screaming slow down,slow down you are going to kill em...of course you wouldnt stop when a guy 6ft 200lbs lean in a big f-250 truck with a 4 inch lift and 35in tires is right behind you

 

[supertech69]

Yeah, I scare my girl when she rides with me even when I'm not on cycle. She volunteers to drive most of the time. I hate stupid drivers! One of these days somebody's gonna shoot me. LOL

 

[liquidmuscle]

in houston you have to be a agressive driver in order to get anywhere in this big ass city

 

[extysog]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Karma to Supertech69!

 

[Northstar]

You chase a guy several miles out of your way trying to get him to pull over so you can kick his ass for giving you the bird! The funniest thing was when I got beside him & told him to pull over so I could jam his finger up his fat ass & this short fat bastard responded while puffing on a cigarette waiting to die of a heartattack with "lay off the steroids psycho". At that point I just started laughing, backed off then headed home. Then my GF called & asked where I was, I was like ummmmm....chasing a guy down the road so I can kick his ass.LOL Yeah, it's definately time to come off!

Was that you?!? You scared the cr*p out of me that I burned my crotch with an ash from my Winston!

 

[supertech69]

Re: Re: You know it's time to come off when....

Was that you?!? You scared the cr*p out of me that I burned my crotch with an ash from my Winston!

Bet that was a bitch trying to get it out of there since you haven't been able to see your crotch for years! LOL

 

[Northstar]

The dreaded dunlaps disease!

 

[scout420]

Ya I do that shit when I'm on or off Juice.I'm just one pissed off fuck when I drive.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

LMFAO!!! I think I know that fat guy. I could see the non-chalant, careless look on his face, "lay off the steroids, psycho". Then he takes a big puff of cigarette and bites into a jelly donut. That's classic.

 

[Stillgoing]

in houston you have to be a agressive driver in order to get anywhere in this big ass city

I'm in H-town with ya....its crazy...I'm on I-45 at 6am in the morning and its bumper to bumper for 20 miles to downtown....yesterday I declared war on all other drivers!!...of course I didn't make it anyway even a second faster.....guess I better watch out for ya....

 

[liquidmuscle]

i think its funny when they flick you off and then i swerve my truck over towards them like i am going to smash the side of their car...they look like a deer looking into headlights

 

[Greek Freak]

haha, your the type of guy that doesnt need a lifted truck then. My friend has a TJ on 36's(with a lot of clearance) and we used to come up on poeple real hard then start reving and they would think we were gonna drive on their car. At night was the best cause then we would have all the offroad lights on...so to them it was like the sun chasing after them.

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

Haha! i got in two of these just this past week. one guy was going slow as fuck with me behind him off the light, so i get into the left hand lane to get moving.....and of course he speeds up so i have to speed up even more to get back over. so i flip him off, and the fucker flips me off back. screw that shit, so i chase him down stop behind him at the red light and get out and go to his window calling him a stupid fucker and what not, and he said i flipped him off first....so i told him to go fuck himself and i left. Then yesterday some guy was trying to get my front spot while i was backing out. so i wanted to back into the main drive that he is in, so as not to have to drive all the goddamn way down the aisle to get out. well the fucker is cramping me in there and i cant swing back and around. so i wait forever and he won't budge. then i pull back in and park. so he burns his tires as he pulls by to get a spot about 5 spots up. i will have none of that. so i jump out and go confront him and curse him out while he makes like he's tough. so i flip him off to his face and tell him he is a faggot ass pussy and walk away. Its all pretty retarded when you think about it afterwards though. but people are all tough guys in cars, and need to be either told about it or bitch slapped.

 

[supertech69]

See the difference is if I get face to face with someone like that I will more times than not, hit the bastard. I'm a pretty polite & calm person untill I get started then I've got a very short fuse! That's what freaks my grilfriend out but, yeah you're right everyone's a bad ass when they are in a car or behind a computer monitor.

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

See the difference is if I get face to face with someone like that I will more times than not, hit the bastard. I'm a pretty polite & calm person untill I get started then I've got a very short fuse! That's what freaks my grilfriend out but, yeah you're right everyone's a bad ass when they are in a car or behind a computer monitor.

i figure to call them every name in the book and see if they try something, then i'll fight. i'd feel bad hitting some guy over something that really wasn't that big of a deal. one guy was a little mexican guy and the other was a guy in his late 30's. plus its better to fight from a defensive standpoint if you ask me. Let them come to you.

 

[Greek Freak]

Yea, i am really calm..like I would never start a fight(but I am a dick sometimes I guess) but as soon as someone gets in my face and says shit then I flip out. Some off duty cop thought he like owned the world and got in my face at a diner and was like "you got a problem" and i was like "na, i dont" and he is like "thats what I thought asshole"....so I throw down my drink and was like "yea, i got a problem bitch" and he is like "alright, well you wanna go to jail"(screaming) and pulls out a badge and i was like "sure, now hit me you pussy"(and by then the whole place is looking over) and his wife is screaming "call the *****(my town) police"....so I said I was sorry to the manager and got the hell outta there before the cops came. I had def. never gotten that mad at anyone in a long long time...I was like red with veins poping out everywhere and my eyes just had liek the death stare. After I calmed down I realized what I had done and started laughing, that cop prob will never come back there again...but I just hope I never get pulled over by him.

 

[Magnússon]

when your piss stinks up the enire restroom at walmart and is solid brown.

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

Yea, i am really calm..like I would never start a fight(but I am a dick sometimes I guess) but as soon as someone gets in my face and says shit then I flip out. Some off duty cop thought he like owned the world and got in my face at a diner and was like "you got a problem" and i was like "na, i dont" and he is like "thats what I thought asshole"....so I throw down my drink and was like "yea, i got a problem bitch" and he is like "alright, well you wanna go to jail"(screaming) and pulls out a badge and i was like "sure, now hit me you pussy"(and by then the whole place is looking over) and his wife is screaming "call the *****(my town) police"....so I said I was sorry to the manager and got the hell outta there before the cops came. I had def. never gotten that mad at anyone in a long long time...I was like red with veins poping out everywhere and my eyes just had liek the death stare. After I calmed down I realized what I had done and started laughing, that cop prob will never come back there again...but I just hope I never get pulled over by him.

oh yeah. the old tough cop. when i am right, and i get pulled over....i get heated. i got pulled over by this cop a while back in my black TA because i "pulled off the intersection too fast" and "cut off the other driver". well i can pull off as fast as i want as long as he doesn't radar my ass, and the fucker i cut off pulled out in front of me in my lane (out of three lanes of choice), so i pulled past and in front of him. so when i got lit up, i jumped out the car and started ranting and raving like crazy and the cop told me to get back in the car several times. so i finally got back in the car and slammed the door and threw my arm out the window. He told me all his bullshit accusations and then he gives me the "i don't have time to write you a ticket right now, and my cars ass end is out in traffic" ......"next time you get a ticket". i was like whatever and took off. i was going to burn out, but the bitch took off too fast, must have had a call. i say go off on the cops if they hassle you for no reason, or be supernice if you fucked up.

 

[pittbull2]

Yeah, I scare my girl when she rides with me even when I'm not on cycle. She volunteers to drive most of the time. I hate stupid drivers! One of these days somebody's gonna shoot me. LOL

Yep I carry a 45 auto and a 12 gauge street sweeper for people like you

j/k but I do carry them

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

Yep I carry a 45 auto and a 12 gauge street sweeper for people like you

j/k but I do carry them

I'm with you on that. all my friends tell me to get a gun to carry with me because of my cars. and they are right, if someone pulled a gun on me and wanted my car......i may as well have a gun with me because otherwise they will have to shoot my ass!

 

[musketeer]

I can really loose it when I'm training. You get on with your shit and then some ignorant asshole has to ruin everything. Last week I was repping out with 275 on stiff-leg deads. I was stood on a block checking my form in front of a mirror about a yard and a half from the wall. Some idiot strolls through the gap where I'm beding over in between my 3rd and 4th rep! So I just squeeze harder and try to ignore it. Then on my 12th rep or so, this asshole picks up a fixed bar and walks back through just missing my head with the weight by a few inches. I go mental and drop the bar. "MOTHERFUCKER!! Don't you ever fucking do that shit again!" And this dude is just looking at me like "what?" Then he comes out with some crap about it being a pubic gym and he can walk wherever he wants. So I tell him if he comes anywhere near me again when I'm training then it'll be the last thing he ever does. Next thing he just runs out the door. I couldn't think why - he coulda just said sorry. Then I put the 15lb dumbell down that I hadn't even noticed I been waving around, and lifted the 275 for a PB 19 reps.

 

[FatChops]

I can really loose it when I'm training. You get on with your shit and then some ignorant asshole has to ruin everything. Last week I was repping out with 275 on stiff-leg deads. I was stood on a block checking my form in front of a mirror about a yard and a half from the wall. Some idiot strolls through the gap where I'm beding over in between my 3rd and 4th rep! So I just squeeze harder and try to ignore it. Then on my 12th rep or so, this asshole picks up a fixed bar and walks back through just missing my head with the weight by a few inches. I go mental and drop the bar. "MOTHERFUCKER!! Don't you ever fucking do that shit again!" And this dude is just looking at me like "what?" Then he comes out with some crap about it being a pubic gym and he can walk wherever he wants. So I tell him if he comes anywhere near me again when I'm training then it'll be the last thing he ever does. Next thing he just runs out the door. I couldn't think why - he coulda just said sorry. Then I put the 15lb dumbell down that I hadn't even noticed I been waving around, and lifted the 275 for a PB 19 reps.

He he that's funny, I bet that dude shit his pants huh. I hate them fuckers too

 

[DownUnder23]

I have always had a bit of a road rage problem but it increases heavily when on!!!

 

[WARBIRDWS6]

I can really loose it when I'm training. You get on with your shit and then some ignorant asshole has to ruin everything. Last week I was repping out with 275 on stiff-leg deads. I was stood on a block checking my form in front of a mirror about a yard and a half from the wall. Some idiot strolls through the gap where I'm beding over in between my 3rd and 4th rep! So I just squeeze harder and try to ignore it. Then on my 12th rep or so, this asshole picks up a fixed bar and walks back through just missing my head with the weight by a few inches. I go mental and drop the bar. "MOTHERFUCKER!! Don't you ever fucking do that shit again!" And this dude is just looking at me like "what?" Then he comes out with some crap about it being a pubic gym and he can walk wherever he wants. So I tell him if he comes anywhere near me again when I'm training then it'll be the last thing he ever does. Next thing he just runs out the door. I couldn't think why - he coulda just said sorry. Then I put the 15lb dumbell down that I hadn't even noticed I been waving around, and lifted the 275 for a PB 19 reps.

the reason why i train at home. i try to contain as many activities to within the home as possible. lol. that is why i mostly get in arguments and fights at work or on the road. Don't put me in a public scene like the gym or a club........that is bad news.

 

[BIZ]

Try driving on the FDR (NY) in the early morning is all I have to say..

BIZ!!

 

[Northstar]

you have been on for over 14 months. When your liver values come back 6X higher then what they should be and when your balls are the size of pea's

Oh no, the dreaded tic-tac balls!

 

[Spectre]

You've been on to long when you have worn your wife and her friends out.

 

[Golfer18--old]

in houston you have to be a agressive driver in order to get anywhere in this big ass city

Lil Flip.

 

[THE BOUNCER]

Try driving on the FDR (NY) in the early morning is all I have to say..

BIZ!!

try L.A bro

 

[Northstar]

San Diego is getting just as bad!

 

[musketeer]

You know it's time to come off(line) when...

... you post a thread about when it's time to come off and everybody starts telling you how bad traffic is where they live.

 

[Thaibox]

Phew, I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only asshole with a short fuse running down streets trying to catch fuckers in their cars

I'm tired of disrespectful fucks, especially around my girl.