You guys....make me laugh.

[Bikini Mod]

Having a tough day...no biggie, just finding it a little difficult to stay motivated. My oldest gave me her teddy to sleep w/last night to cheer me up.

So give it your best shot. anything is appreciated.

Thanks guys, you haven't let me down yet.

 

[MommaKin]

go see my thread with funny pics on it..I'll bump it for ya

 

[The Shadow]

Sort of old, but...

so - did ya hear that Monica Lewensky has become a Republican??

She said the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thanx for the chuckles.

I gotta go to the DMV seeing as how I should've had the car inspected LAST MONTH, then gotta hit the gym for what will amount to a sorry-assed leg workout, hit the grocery store for a few things, then it's MAD LAUNDRY, the herd will then descend! LOL...homework, dinner, bedtime - REAL EXCITING STUFF....not complaining, just need a little "adult humor".

I'l be back later this afternoon and I expect to see LOTS of silly stories and just plain tasteless humor. If not, I fear that I will be swinging from some rafter somewhere. Thnx, in advance.

 

[MommaKin]

Now don't even kid about swinging from a rafter. Not funny.
Ill find ya some tasteless humour. In fact, if you look around at some of the members here, you'll find they're pretty tasteless and lack alot of ooomph. That in itself should make you laugh in hysterics.

 

[needleboy]

Bikinimom,

I would try to , but usually I have to get naked before I get a woman to laugh.

 

[Milhouse]

Humour ok,,,,

A Rabbi, A Priest and a Minister walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at all three of them and says "What is this, some kind of fucking joke?"

 

[spentagn]

here's one

Plifter walks into a single's bar...

 

[Milhouse]

Re: here's one

Plifter walks into a single's bar...

.....AND GETS FREE DRINKS CAUSE IT'S LADIES NIGHT!

 

[theoak01]

my supply teacher tried to make me throw out my food and screamed at me for it so i told him to lick my balls 1 day suspension,i still say i was in teh right the cocksucker,i have a doc's note and all

 

[Checkmatebloated]

42

 

[Badkins21]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they in there!!

**

Why couldn't Adam and Eve gamble?

'Cause God took away their pair o' dice...

**

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?

Flamethrower.

**

Monica Lewinsky walks into the cleaners, and mumbles her requests. The short oriental man says "Come again," and she replies, "No, actually mustard this time."

**

A mushroom is refused a drink at a local bar. The headlines read, "Hey, he's a fungi!"

--I hope at least ONE of those made you laugh!!

 

[thefantom1]

Hey Bikinimom...remeber that time we ran into each other at the Nudist Colony??? You came up and asked if I was pflifter.........Hey wait a minute....that shit ain't funny!!!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

You guys are THE BEST!!!!

Every single post made me laugh...seriously - you guys are really funny......please, continue!

Thank you. I honestly do appreciate it.

 

[thefantom1]

Hey Bouncer... I didn't know you were famous???!!!! Why didn't you tell about your movie making history past????

 

[bouncer]

Fanthom as soon as BKM replies to that pic it's deleted pal !!.

Bouncer

 

[thefantom1]

Fanthom as soon as BKM replies to that pic it's deleted pal !!.

Bouncer

Don't worry bro... I have saved it already.... for future projects........ hee hee

 

[Bikini Mod]

I tried to reply several minutes ago, but the site would not allow it.

Anyways -

Bouncer, GOD BUT YOU ARE ONE WHITE MOFO!!!!



You guys are in rare form today....Please, continue!!

 

[bouncer]

Fantom you BASTARD



bOUNCER

 

[K2_Exotech]

Bouncer.
I swear to god you look like my dead grandpa.
He was cool as hell, We had some bad neighbors in this rent-a-home when I was a small boy. He told me and my dad to go buy him an automatic weapon and quote, "I'll shoot dem' nigers all ta hell!!!" He was a very angry man. Sadly he died in an ambulance of some kind of anger stroke.



-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

 

[bouncer]

THERE, IT'S GONE. THANKS MOM.

Bouncer

 

[Bikini Mod]

No, thank YOU.

 

[thefantom1]

Fantom you BASTARD



bOUNCER

I can repost it if you like???? LOL

j/k bro... but I may have to do some undercover work on you...you know..like the MP5 report I did..... hee hee

 

[bouncer]

Here I am on a better hair day, after some sun too !

Bouncer

 

[Bikini Mod]

OH MY GOD!!!

Now you are as red as a lobster!!

HEHEHehehhehaehhahaahhahaoahoahahaaa


Are you all checking out the look in the brunette's eye?! I think she is thinking,"Geeee, would I like to doink THIS dude!!"

 

[Mandinka]

The lack of sun here has something to do with it. When I first lived in Madrid , my nickname was "Milk" , and not for the right reasons sadly (he,he). Bouncer , what's goin on , only three of the wives there that night?

 

[bouncer]

Mom you were too kind to say the fat chick beside me !, I wanted the one with the white knickers, but hey that happened another night !

Bouncer

 

[Mandinka]

BikinMom

Yeah , he likes to keep them in rotation - the one in the middle has just had her fill , the one on the end is feeling left out and the one closest is thinkin about whats a comin.

 

[Bikini Mod]

 

[RADAR]

Bouncer the gal next to you looks like you bopped her in her eye...DUDE go easy!!! RADAR