stilleto said:well, stick around. who is your hubby?
why do you homeschool?
mightymouse69 said:who spanks their monkey?
GoldenDelicious said:^^ see what i mean![]()
eat a dickGoldenDelicious said:^^ see what i mean![]()
momof5 said:LOL....
Congrats. Life changes when they place that baby in your arms. It becomes real for the men at that time. My favorite picture is of my first baby son being cradled in my hubbys huge arm...He and the baby asleep, I'm taking pictures. Funny how he always sleeps after delivery as if he did anything.
mightymouse69 said:who spanks their monkey?
Wootoom said:eat a dick
you have just been...goldendeliciousinatedWootoom said:eat a dick
BrothaBill said:whose the funniest?
momof5 said:The post by Scotsman going to the store was interesting. But the funniest I read so far was Radar with the GA moonshine.
jack_schitt said:Wait till I tell you about the time I got chewing gum stuck in my eyebrow on an airplane once.
jack_schitt said:Wait till I tell you about the time I got chewing gum stuck in my eyebrow on an airplane once.
foreigngirl said:lol..no way!!!!
jack_schitt said:Way.
I was chewing on one of those plastic straws that you stir your drink with...it got stuck to my gum, and my eyebrow had an itch. Without thinking, I pulled the chewed up gummy straw out and satisfied it....so now I got a string of gum from my mouth to my eyebrow. I thought it was pretty funny, but the peeps around me thought I had too many vodkas.

jack_schitt said:Way.
I was chewing on one of those plastic straws that you stir your drink with...it got stuck to my gum, and my eyebrow had an itch. Without thinking, I pulled the chewed up gummy straw out and satisfied it....so now I got a string of gum from my mouth to my eyebrow. I thought it was pretty funny, but the peeps around me thought I had too many vodkas.
jack_schitt said:The sad thing was that I was almost in the front of the plane, so everyone got a good look at the drunk with gum all over his face on the way to the bathroom.
How did you get it off?foreigngirl said:LMMFAO!!!!!! Did you walk a straight line?How did you get it off?
jack_schitt said:Nah, I had to use the seat backs for balance if I remember it right. Funny you should ask how I got it off...I was laughing/buzzed and got it off my face with soap, but there was still a trace of it in my eyebrow when I made it to the hotel.
Good times.
hello momof5...i am a mother of 3 small ones....7yr son,2 1/2 yr daughter and 10 mon son.....yes most of us are parents........momof5 said:I get a kick out of reading the messages you guys post.
My question is: Are there any parents out there or am I the only one?
Momof5
Ms_Temptress said:hello momof5...i am a mother of 3 small ones....7yr son,2 1/2 yr daughter and 10 mon son.....yes most of us are parents........
luckily by the grace of god i stayed thin........lol. i was going to the gym when their dad was home from work....now i do what ever.momof5 said:Hey,
11 yos, 10 yos, 7 yod, 5 yod, and 16 month daughter.
When do you have time to work out????
Swunkzulie said:all the new bitches have to send me snatch pics
momof5 said:Baby, I'm to busy with my hubby and kids to worry about sending you a pic
jack_schitt said:The sad thing was that I was almost in the front of the plane, so everyone got a good look at the drunk with gum all over his face on the way to the bathroom.
Ms_Temptress said:luckily by the grace of god i stayed thin........lol. i was going to the gym when their dad was home from work....now i do what ever.
dang you need rest and some alone time never mind gym,lol
bigmann245 said:dude that shit was funny. id give ya k but im out for today. hit ya tomorrow.
momof5 said:Baby, I'm to busy with my hubby and kids to worry about sending you a pic
lol i know the feeling i love sleep.try if you cannot get to the gym to exersice at homemomof5 said:Yea, that's why I'm up now and they are in bed! lol
I had lost all my baby weight after the 4th and was doing great. So great, I got pregnant again! Working now to lose all that baby weight again. I guess I'll sleep when they all leave home.
foreigngirl said:lol...get used to the asking for pics, especially boobie pix. Just ignore.
Ms_Temptress said:lol i know the feeling i love sleep.try if you cannot get to the gym to exersice at home
momof5 said:I guess I live a sheltered life. Sometimes I think my brain is mush. Reading EF has been interesting to say the least.
momof5 said:I do. I have a great gym downstairs. Hubby even built me a sauna. I love it! I just need to get down there more! Just trying to find the energy...

foreigngirl said:that was hillarious, I couldnt stop laughing out loud
jack_schitt said:Neither could a few peeps on the plane.![]()

Good night JS. Rest up from your trip.how about you email me first at kissmyass.comSwunkzulie said:
foreigngirl said:they laughed?!!! How embarassing!! LOL
Gotta go lay down. Kids killed me todayGood night JS. Rest up from your trip.
momof5 said:Nice chatting with everyone...I'm off too. Day starts early for me.

Ms_Temptress said:how about you email me first at kissmyass.com

Ms_Temptress said:how about you email me first at kissmyass.com
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