You ever get caught "playing with yourself" when you were a kid?

[Sub-Zero]

never been cought wankin, but one time i accidentally left the tv on the porn channel- well i changed it but it didnt change right and i turned off the tv before it registered the new channel cause it ws satellite.

needless ot say i went to bed, parents came back from dinner and turned on the tv.

next morning my mom is like, so i see u found something worthwhile on tv (there wasnt alot of channel selection where we were), and im like what do u mean and tried to play it all cool, and my mom was like "yeah we got home and turned on the tv and saw naked ladies dancing across the tv", and im like oh i have no idea it wasnt me.

-the bad part about that lie is my brother wasnt with us since hes in college so i was the only one, i shoulda made a lame excuse or something bu ti just completely denied it even tho it ws obvi i was lying

 

[LoneTree]

I am sure my Mom saw me, but she never openly mentioned it. I guess I was too old to say anything by that time.

 

[GrandMaster]

no,.. but i was caught in kindergarden playing with the girl from down the street mwuahaha

believe it ot not... tru story lol

 

[PICK3]

no,.. but i was caught in kindergarden playing with the girl from down the street mwuahaha

believe it ot not... tru story lol

lol! Yeah, but she was such a little slut!

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I almost got caught fingering a girl in daycare when I was like 4-6 years old lol.

Been caught by my mom a few times wacking off at the computer. I used to wack off in the back seat of the car sometimes when we would go places. Wacked off in class in like 4th grade, but nobody said anything or noticed.

Got caught by my step-mom measuring my dick in highschool. That sucked.

Got caught wacking off by my little step-brother.

Got caught wacking off by my ex-girlfriend. Bitch told everyone about it.

I've been caught so many times I can't remember them all.

I never really stressed out over it much though. Just acted like it never happened and went on with my "biznezz."

I probably started wacking off at about 9. I have a VERY high sex drive, or did. I'd say it's still above average now. With some test it'd be ridiculous!

 

[Alpine]

No, I only came to realized that my body could be the site of self-pleasure production say around mid adolescent (around 15-17 years old).

Prior to that I was real good, clean mind and all orderly and shit.

.....and then it all just went to hell! LOL

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

More than once. And also as an adult. I recall one time my wife caught me after not having sex for like 1.5 weeks and got a royal ass chewing. Talk about going limp.

I like Chris Rock's defintion of a good jerk, you know the kind of nobody's home jerk.

All my friends admit to doing it, in fact one of them even told his old lady that only he knows how he likes it--so get over it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I almost got caught fingering a girl in daycare when I was like 4-6 years old lol.

Been caught by my mom a few times wacking off at the computer. I used to wack off in the back seat of the car sometimes when we would go places. Wacked off in class in like 4th grade, but nobody said anything or noticed.

Got caught by my step-mom measuring my dick in highschool. That sucked.

Got caught wacking off by my little step-brother.

Got caught wacking off by my ex-girlfriend. Bitch told everyone about it.

I've been caught so many times I can't remember them all.

I never really stressed out over it much though. Just acted like it never happened and went on with my "biznezz."

I probably started wacking off at about 9. I have a VERY high sex drive, or did. I'd say it's still above average now. With some test it'd be ridiculous!

measuring the dick one prolly sucked

 

[Griz1]

I whacked off on top of a mountain once in the Rockies. I doubt if anyone saw me though.

Great experience too!

Top of the world Ma!

 

[PICK3]

I whacked off on top of a mountain once in the Rockies. I doubt if anyone saw me though.

Great experience too!

Top of the world Ma!

Why didn't you get you some mountain goat booty?