You are an extreme redneck when....

[Spanky11]

>1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
>front of her kids.
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>2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on
>how much gas is in it.
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>3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
>night.
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>5. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch
>this."
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>6. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
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>7. Your junior prom offered day care.
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>8. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
>"Gentlemen, start your engines."
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>9. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
>its wheels.
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>10. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
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>11. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
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>12. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
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>13. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
>House of Tattoos.
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>14. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

 

[from zero]

15. When you think this is actually funny.

 

[Y_lifter]

15. When you think this is actually funny.

16. YOU SUCK FZ !