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Yet another funny craigslist ad

healother

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/stp/318943831.html






Do you have good credit? Desperate college girl needs a HUGE favor. - 23

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-04-25, 9:45PM CDT


I am seriously at the end of my rope. I am just finishing up my fifth year of college at the U of M. I will be receiving a double BA in art and English, and hope to go on to be a teacher someday. Before I go to grad school to obtain my teaching license however, I plan on doing the one thing I have always dreamed of: teach English abroad in an underdeveloped country. So I have good intentions right? The thing is that because this is my fifth year of school, federal loans etc. have not really come through for me like they have in the past. Anyway, I’ll just come out with it: I need a loan. I am coming up on being three months behind on rent (which has technically been paid for...by a very generous friend who is now out of $$$ from paying my rent) and I am about to graduate in two weeks and I’m afraid at that point I’ll no longer be eligible for private student loans. I need a co-signer to obtain the loan I am applying to (Wells Fargo Student Connection Loan) but I cannot, for the life of me, find one. Of course I have already asked all of the obvious people and so far my mom, dad, and brother have all been rejected. My extended family is just as bad off, if not worse than my immediate family when it comes to financial situations. Because I am in college, I do not really have any friends who are in the position to co-sign either. I know this is crazy, but will you, a complete stranger, trust me enough to co-sign my loan? I will tell you whatever you want to know about me (I can prove that I am very responsible and that I will have no problem paying this loan back....which, by the way, is for $8,000) and I will do whatever you want or whatever it takes to convince you that I am trustworthy. I am literally out of options. I really believe in humanity’s capability of generosity towards one another, including strangers. This is why I want to teach abroad for a year and this is why I am reaching out to you, yes you, for a favor that you could feel good about forever.
 
string_bean00 said:
everyone has a price
I'd ask for a free sample of what you can expect....

Then tell her it wasn't good enough.
 
Yea i'm gonna take out a loan for 8,000$ give it to a girl that is going over seas to teach.She has already told us she can not even pay her rent.No one else in her family will lend her money.

Why becuase they know they will never get repaid.
Even when she does get back (if she comes back)she will have no job and 4 years worth of student loans to repay.Fat chance at gettiing her to repay this one.

What a dumb ad
 
silly

it's an escort ad. she'll pay you back in sexual favors. email her and ask how much 'favors' she willing to do? and better pics
 
yea, the UOM is full of prostitutes that need a "loan"... and the going rate for a "blow and Go" is $35..

that's not a lot of rent money.. so why work for it.. when you can ask for it..
 
I tried to email her but for some reason I can't. My email won't go through.

If I could get her email addy, we could have a lotta fun up in this bitch.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I tried to email her but for some reason I can't. My email won't go through.

If I could get her email addy, we could have a lotta fun up in this bitch.

^LOL
 
BTW the reason it might not be going through is I heard cops have been coming down on craiglist advertised prostitution in cities across the country... It was in a newspaper ad here a while back...
 
Becoming said:
BTW the reason it might not be going through is I heard cops have been coming down on craiglist advertised prostitution in cities across the country... It was in a newspaper ad here a while back...


Don't lie, you got caught in the sting didn't you?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Becoming said:
BTW the reason it might not be going through is I heard cops have been coming down on craiglist advertised prostitution in cities across the country... It was in a newspaper ad here a while back...


channel 5 (local) had a big story on it..

private forums are going to become the next big craze..


www.weentertainyou.com
 
LMFAO... I was hoping to have fun like we did a few months back w/one of SuperDave's threads. The wierd broad actually responded to my email and I posted up our little exchange.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LMFAO... I was hoping to have fun like we did a few months back w/one of SuperDave's threads. The wierd broad actually responded to my email and I posted up our little exchange.

where did u post it up?
 
LOL at Scots

SpyWizard said:
channel 5 (local) had a big story on it..

private forums are going to become the next big craze..
Thanks for clearing my bad name! LOL

BM - post up the thread link!
 
Becoming said:
LOL at Scots


Thanks for clearing my bad name! LOL

BM - post up the thread link!


It was begun by Superdave. It was something to the effect of "I just saw bikinimom's personal ad on craig's list". Was some funny shit. I will have to dig but dammit the fucking boxes are calling my name again. :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
It was begun by Superdave. It was something to the effect of "I just saw bikinimom's personal ad on craig's list". Was some funny shit. I will have to dig but dammit the fucking boxes are calling my name again. :worried:

So since you have been driving around all day and spending the balance of the day on EF, I would assume the place has no boxes (that are full) and dinner is on the table. my slippers and smoking jacket is by the door and you are wearing less than all your pics on the internet?!?!

IF NOT, GET THE F back to unpacking!!!!!

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
So since you have been driving around all day and spending the balance of the day on EF, I would assume the place has no boxes (that are full) and dinner is on the table. my slippers and smoking jacket is by the door and you are wearing less than all your pics on the internet?!?!

IF NOT, G THE F back to unpacking!!!!!

:santa:

See now... Why'd you have to go and do that?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I tried to email her but for some reason I can't. My email won't go through.

If I could get her email addy, we could have a lotta fun up in this bitch.
I hit her up:
"You should really do humanity a favor and just graduate and get a job instead of hitting up the entire world for money. Sometimes we have to put off big dreams and desires until we can actually pay for them. You should have taken a personal finance class or two in college, that would have been much more practical."

[email protected]

copy and paste into the "send" field of your email
 
superdave said:
I hit her up:
"You should really do humanity a favor and just graduate and get a job instead of hitting up the entire world for money. Sometimes we have to put off big dreams and desires until we can actually pay for them. You should have taken a personal finance class or two in college, that would have been much more practical."

[email protected]

copy and paste into the "send" field of your email

thanks... will post up if she replies. All I said was that her ad was original and that she has my attention - now what?

Let's see if she takes the bait.
 
Just sent her an email..

from peter.the.cat

I can take care of you, you seem like a nice girl..

I have a couple of girl friends, you don't have an issue with that do you??

I like your picture..

Peter


healother said:
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/stp/318943831.html






Do you have good credit? Desperate college girl needs a HUGE favor. - 23

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-04-25, 9:45PM CDT


I am seriously at the end of my rope. I am just finishing up my fifth year of college at the U of M. I will be receiving a double BA in art and English, and hope to go on to be a teacher someday. Before I go to grad school to obtain my teaching license however, I plan on doing the one thing I have always dreamed of: teach English abroad in an underdeveloped country. So I have good intentions right? The thing is that because this is my fifth year of school, federal loans etc. have not really come through for me like they have in the past. Anyway, I’ll just come out with it: I need a loan. I am coming up on being three months behind on rent (which has technically been paid for...by a very generous friend who is now out of $$$ from paying my rent) and I am about to graduate in two weeks and I’m afraid at that point I’ll no longer be eligible for private student loans. I need a co-signer to obtain the loan I am applying to (Wells Fargo Student Connection Loan) but I cannot, for the life of me, find one. Of course I have already asked all of the obvious people and so far my mom, dad, and brother have all been rejected. My extended family is just as bad off, if not worse than my immediate family when it comes to financial situations. Because I am in college, I do not really have any friends who are in the position to co-sign either. I know this is crazy, but will you, a complete stranger, trust me enough to co-sign my loan? I will tell you whatever you want to know about me (I can prove that I am very responsible and that I will have no problem paying this loan back....which, by the way, is for $8,000) and I will do whatever you want or whatever it takes to convince you that I am trustworthy. I am literally out of options. I really believe in humanity’s capability of generosity towards one another, including strangers. This is why I want to teach abroad for a year and this is why I am reaching out to you, yes you, for a favor that you could feel good about forever.
 
SpyWizard said:
Just sent her an email..

from peter.the.cat

I can take care of you, you seem like a nice girl..

I have a couple of girl friends, you don't have an issue with that do you??

I like your picture..

Peter


so she responded to my email... and used her real email address...

[email protected]

wow.. i don't know what to think ...

Well no, I don't have an issue with that. But what are you asking of me?
Cassy



and i'm going to tell her what it will take to get the rent paid..
 
SpyWizard said:
so she responded to my email... and used her real email address...

[email protected]

wow.. i don't know what to think ...

Well no, I don't have an issue with that. But what are you asking of me?
Cassy



and i'm going to tell her what it will take to get the rent paid..

Bitch blew me off! LOL

I guess she don't swing that way.

Odd, I thought she was looking for ANYONE "with good credit" to co-sign for a student loan. Gender shouldn't matter if she was sincere.... should it? I mean, it isn't like she was selling sex in return... was she? :whatever:





:lmao:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Bitch blew me off! LOL

I guess she don't swing that way.

Odd, I thought she was looking for ANYONE "with good credit" to co-sign for a student loan. Gender shouldn't matter if she was sincere.... should it? I mean, it isn't like she was selling sex in return... was she? :whatever:





:lmao:


i started to say yes she is.. but then realized who was posting.. i told her i'd pay the rent, but i wanted to be able to come by 2x per week, to party, hang out, do things boyfriend/girlfriends do..

we'll see, i know she'll ask for a photo.. so i'll send her one..
 
SpyWizard said:
i started to say yes she is.. but then realized who was posting.. i told her i'd pay the rent, but i wanted to be able to come by 2x per week, to party, hang out, do things boyfriend/girlfriends do..

we'll see, i know she'll ask for a photo.. so i'll send her one..

hahaha that's good shit
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Bitch blew me off! LOL

I guess she don't swing that way.

Odd, I thought she was looking for ANYONE "with good credit" to co-sign for a student loan. Gender shouldn't matter if she was sincere.... should it? I mean, it isn't like she was selling sex in return... was she? :whatever:





:lmao:
shes cheating on you.
 
Somebody should send her a copy of the Nigerian bank transfer scam and play it off for real. LOL
 
started to say yes she is.. but then realized who was posting.. i told her i'd pay the rent, but i wanted to be able to come by 2x per week, to party, hang out, do things boyfriend/girlfriends do..

we'll see, i know she'll ask for a photo.. so i'll send her one..

I cant wait to see were this goes
 
seaking420 said:
started to say yes she is.. but then realized who was posting.. i told her i'd pay the rent, but i wanted to be able to come by 2x per week, to party, hang out, do things boyfriend/girlfriends do..

we'll see, i know she'll ask for a photo.. so i'll send her one..

I cant wait to see were this goes


still no reply.. she must be in class still...
 
more people should respond to the ad, now that we all know her actual email address, lol. if she takes the ad down people on here can still respond, hahaha
 
So, she wants to meet with me.. see how things go..

i'm thinking of sending my brother in law.. what do you think??
6fgkep2.jpg
 
tell her u can get her into porn, and she can pay off her loans with 2 weeks of work.

must send pics first
 
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