Yeast Infection

[heavy_duty]

I ran into my buddy's wife today at the drug store...I was buying stamps and she was well:

I'm thinking of a witty e-mail to send him at work now

 

[Sub-Zero]

"hey bro, iv fucked a girl on her period while she had a yeast infection"

then see what he writes back

if he makes fun of you at all be like

"oh so your not gunna be banging your wife till shes done using the monostat i saw her buying today"

then brag about havingf sex with ur wife while he gets cottage cheese sex