Yeah, but her lower body looks like Barry Sanders

[Freak Show]

This has to be nature's cruelest joke. There's a girl at my gym who has the face of an angel, the chest of a porn star (real I think), and arms like fitness model, BUT her lower body resembles a pro football running back's. How does this happen?

 

[Kakdiesel]

too much estrogen and genetics..heheh i know da type too nigga..whats poppin ya freak nasty mudda fuhcka

 

[Freak Show]

Shit baby, what up wit yo STANK ASS?!! You know what? I'd still love to hit it I'd just have to figure a way out to not look at the caboose and the oak trees.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'll tell you somethin funny though that me and my boys talk about..when you get a girl who's thick in the trunk and you hittin in doggy style, its hilarious if you think about it cuz you're like way high up on the bed and shit hittin it from behind..lol...i mean your ass is as high as a giraffe's ass..

Fat chicks = missionary style ONLY

 

[Freak Show]

hahahahaha! You said giraffe's ass!!! That's too funny of a visual.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I have a painless procedure that is quite effective at repairing this problem.

Me and my associates pondered this for quite some time, and came up with the following method.

Using Rohypnol, drug her and tie her up to a chair. Now, pin the offending area back to a 2x6. Now, find a sharp axe and chop the area off. Burn the fat in a pile in front of her, making sure she experiences the whole aromatherapy deal.

 

[Latimer]

That's a damn shame.