Ye Olde Wake and Bake

[Nathan]

I'm flying fellas. Just flying. I totally forgot what i was gonna even say but I don't really care. You know what's a really funny term? "Cock-suckers." Used in a sentence, you might hear something like, "What about these cock-suckers over here?" I find it really stirs up some offensive imagery. Anyways, not that the term ever went away, but I think very seriously that it should be used more around here. Fuck every last one of you stupid fucking fucks. I love you more than my own children.

 

[Nathan]

Sorry guys. Am I not making any sense at all? I thought I was intelligible still but you never know.

 

[jerkbox]

pass that dutch

 

[Nathan]

pass that dutch

No. It's mine.

 

[hardrock]

Wakey bakey everyday for me cept when I'm out like now

 

[jerkbox]

No. It's mine.

fine. jerkface.

 

[supersizeme]

nathan what did you smoke out of today

 

[Nathan]

nathan what did you smoke out of today

That's way too obvious a set-up man. I know exactly what you want me to say I smoked out of and I'm not going to. I refuse to say it. So go fuck yourself pal.

I smoked out of my bong. *Exhales*

 

[supersizeme]

how high are you right now on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is high and 10 is high

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

how high are you right now on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is high and 10 is high

i prefer the scale of 1 to fun

 

[Lestat]

17

 

[Nathan]

how high are you right now on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is high and 10 is high

You making fun of me has brought me down to a 3. Thanks a lot man. I get sensitive about not making any sense when I'm high. You should ALWAYS encourage me with my rants, rather than make me feel self-consience about them. I mean, don't you want to nurture my growth as a compassionate and well-adjusted member of society? Do you really want to be responsible for the seething ball of rage who is prone to wreaking havoc on the many innocent denizens of the world that I may some day turn into? Also, go fuck yourself.

 

[supersizeme]

i think the fact that i respond to your threads is encouragement in and of itself, mr. can't handle my weed and get all paranoid. it's not like i'm not planning on cutting you.

i think we should smoke together sometime in the near future and then play that board game Operation. whenever someone fails to successfully remove one of the organs, they have to commence munging with the nearest corpse.