Yahoo....my 2nd web page in now operational...

[Testosterone boy]

I don't know what I will do.

Booked 6 wedding this week and I can only do 2/week. My associate talks of being too basy next year. I know he is striking out on his own with all of a dozen weddings under his belt.

I am considering hiring a shapely, responsible assistant. To keep an eye on my gear, keep the bridal dress in order etc.

But mostly to keep the people from acting like their "token hot chick" is a fucking rock star. Pretty girls have had so much smoke blown up their arse that they think they are doing me a favor by allowing a few shots.

Keep in mind....they are paying me over a thousand as a rule....yet I need to talk them into bridal shots. They they say "ok...thats enough" after 6 photos and 38 seconds.

I figure if I had a knockout with me, they would quit fantasizing about being the rock star of the event.

So I will advertise something like this ' responsible, single female needed to assist busy wedding photographer. Saturdays needed, pays very well, no experience necessaary. Must be notably shapely.'

I need to work on how I broach the subject of her being shapely. This will pay about $25/hour and takes no real skills....this is very good pay around here. I don't want a talented, ambitous man hater bitchin' around me.

Mostly..I am just tired of the girls thinking and acting like they are rock stars because their photo is being taken. I need a girl to make them feel a 'lil humble.

This board has like 6 wise guys. Hope to hear from you.

 

[Testosterone boy]

wtf....1 view in an hour?

Thought I was more interesting than that.

Even the feds apparently lost interest in my boring ass.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Huh...it was up this afternoon.

Now...it is down.

Another day.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

It sounds like a good plan, but you need to put in the ad, "Must give great head"...of course the problem with that is ALL chicks think they give great head... even the one's who are so bad your dick can't stay hard.

 

[Testosterone boy]

It sounds like a good plan, but you need to put in the ad, "Must give great head"...of course the problem with that is ALL chicks think they give great head... even the one's who are so bad your dick can't stay hard.

Dude.....I was thinking of the six wise guys.

You would be..............#7.

Or so.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Who are the six wise guys?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

responsible, single female needed to assist busy wedding photographer. Saturdays needed, pays very well, no experience necessaary.

Must have a ____________ image. (Fill in the blank.) Retailers get away with saying you must have such and such an image. When all the really mean is we want someone good looking to push our crap.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Must have a ____________ image. (Fill in the blank.) Retailers get away with saying you must have such and such an image. When all the really mean is we want someone good looking to push our crap.

I think retailers looking for employees are held to higher standards than a freelancer looking for for a curvaceous assistant. She would not really be an employee....just an independant contractor who picks up some spare bucks on the week end.

I might be wrong.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Who are the six wise guys?

I dunno.....but they must be around.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Sheesh...........how 'bout some ideas here? I really just want the folks to quit thinking that I'm in fat city because a girl looks good. It is a pain in the ass. There will be a hot chick in a group shot of 40 people and they will ask about my lens.

They need to make sure that I don't get a close up of the hot chick wearing the sweater to cover up her curves. Curvy women are so self conscious that it sickens me. The rest of the group is just as bad.

So an assistant with a smoking figure?.....they may decide that I am just doing my job instead. Hah.....then they would be prolly be taking her picture.

How do you advertise for a smoking figure? And be legal? Politically correct blah, blah.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I got it right here:

WANTED
Assistant with big boobs and slim waist.

That oughtta do her. What do you think?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I got it right here:

WANTED
Assistant with big boobs and slim waist.

That oughtta do her. What do you think?

Yeah, I like that one.

 

[gonelifting]

Don`t advertise. Go to a strip club or something and ask one of the girls you hand pick from the line up. The pay`s not bad so they might go for it, especially since they won`t have to take their clothes off and think it`s a possible carreer change.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

A STIGMAAAATAAAAAAAA.... in my eye.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Don`t advertise. Go to a strip club or something and ask one of the girls you hand pick from the line up. The pay`s not bad so they might go for it, especially since they won`t have to take their clothes off and think it`s a possible carreer change.

Above all else, she has to be responsible.

I have expensive gear for one thing.

Plus strippers usually have an air about them. Not the girl next door air either.

Good idea otherwise.

Damn...horny today. Just thinking about big ole titties....

 

[Testosterone boy]

I got it right here:

WANTED
Assistant with big boobs and slim waist.

That oughtta do her. What do you think?

Is this really the best that the collective ef genius can come up with?

Straight and to the point...yes. I suspect that some would be put off however.

"Hi, my name is Jenny. I have big boobs and a slim waist and am available on Saturdays."

I don't see it.